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Good morning, papa!

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Buon-giorno!

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Terry!

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Enough studying.

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Take a break and go to school.

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What a kid.

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She loves those books.

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So, papa...

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You big cutie.

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What do you want for breakfast?

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Breakfast, let’s see.

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I’m going to have some peppers
and eggs and a little zaseech on

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The side.

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You are, huh?

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Sure.

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Hey, you read this?

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They caught three kids doing
graffiti all over city hall.

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Oh, no.

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What gets me is, why would
kids who can’t spell paint words

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All over in public?

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Kids are different today, pop.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Kids are still kids.

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What’s different is parents.

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Parents are not parents anymore.

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That’s the difference.

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Would you please give us a
break?

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I don’t know how I do it.

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I know with phil gone, running
this deli and all.

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Hey, you know why you do it?

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Because I brought you up right.

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You work hard, Grace.

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You know, I remember when I was
16 years old, I was playing

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Second tenor with Charlie
barnet.

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Seven nights a week on
the road.

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Hey.
Hey, what’s this?

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I ordered peppers and eggs and a
little zaseech, come on.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, and Dr.
Colbert ordered dry toast and

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Egg whites.

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What does he know?

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He knows cholesterol and
salt.

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Did you take your pills?

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I took the pills.

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Good. What?

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You know, you really look
beautiful this morning.

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And you are still getting egg
whites and dry toast.

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No, no, no.

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Hey, ma, you got any steak?

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No, but we got sausage.

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Terry, what are you wearing?

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Clothes.

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I need steak, ma.

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Venus flytraps only eat pure
protein.

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Processed foods would kill them.

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You know, those plants eat
better than me.

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Everybody eats better than me.

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I gotta give them steak
because if I win that science

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Award, I get $500.

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$500 cash?

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Yeah.

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Why don’t you use me as your
science project?

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We’ll split the dough.

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I can’t because I have to buy
a computer.

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I already have $263 in the bank.

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300 more and i’m online cruising
the internet at 33 megahertz per

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Second.

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Mmm, that smells good.

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What’s a megahertz?

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You’re asking me?

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Hi, George.

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Got my flowers?

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Uh-huh.

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Thanks, George.

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I can’t show the Smith house.

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I’ve got the hensons' condo.

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Well, you’re right.

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Reschedule the condo.

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The house is a much bigger
commission.

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Stavros, maybe that one.

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Oh, I can’t.

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I’ve got the larchmont ladies
00.

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I thought we were going to
the shoe sale today.

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I can’t today, Karen, honey.

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Tomorrow.

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But the pumps I want for the
prom will be gone.

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Morning.

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David can take you right
after school.

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No, I can’t, mom.

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I have basketball.

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Thanks a lot.

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You know, i’m just graduating
ninth grade, a

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Once-in-a-lifetime thing.

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Maybe not.

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With your grades, they’ll
probably let you try it a few

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Times.

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Doug, this baby does 180 on
the autobahn.

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Sure, you can test-drive it this
afternoon if you want, no

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Problem, just call one of my
salesmen.

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Morning, kids.

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Hi, daddy.

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Instant science project?

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Just add water.

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Knock, knock!

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Who’s there?

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Kids, mom’s on the phone.

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Ida.

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Ida who?

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Ida know.

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Knock, knock.

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Edna, put some protein powder
in the blender for tiffy.

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Yuck.

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Bye, tiffy.

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Bye, daddy.

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Wait, stavros.

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Bye, mom.

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Bye, honey.

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See you, mom.

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Honey, Karen, what is that?

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Project for science, bye.

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Uh...
okay, Carl.

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Yes, of course I can read it.

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Just-- uh, just fax it to me.

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My lilies!

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Carl, i’ll have to call you
back.

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Karen!

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My mom says the larchmont’s
ladies league

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Is donating food for the prom...

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From mama luna’s.

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Deli girl’s store?

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Well, I guess if Terry can’t go
to the prom, her mom’s salami

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Can.

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You are so bad.

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That’s not your science project,
is it?

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Yeah.

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Flowers from the backyard?

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I’ll say I fed them on peanut
butter or something.

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Good luck.

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Hey, check out deli girl.

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What did she do?

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Build a space station?

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What it is, it’s a helmet
that goes off your inner

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Thoughts with such--

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You okay, louis?

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I’m okay.

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He’s
dead.

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Terry, what kind of plants
are those?

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Dionaea muscipula.

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That’s venus flytraps.

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They’re cute.

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They’re carnivorous.

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That’s a meat-eater.

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I know that.

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Listen, Terry, I was thinking
maybe we could partner up on our

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Projects.

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You’ve got to be kidding.

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Come on, Terry.

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Your plants have babies.

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You can spare one at least.

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Forget it.

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Are you going to the prom?

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What does prom have to do
with anything?

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Well, maybe Chad could set
you up with a guy on the track

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Team.

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A jock?

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I don’t think Terry's
that
desperate.

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I don’t believe in proms.

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Well, that’s because you
can’t get a date.

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Just help me out, Terry.

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Why should I?

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It’s not my fault you're
flunking science.

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You don’t even pay attention in
class.

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Nice project.

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Terry’s gonna win the science
award and then buy a computer.

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We’ll see about that.

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Help her with her science
project.

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That Karen ridgeway has been
trying to weasel homework out of

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Me ever since the fourth grade.

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What do you expect?

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She’s a cheerleader.

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Yeah, never thought about
that.

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I guess all that jumping in
public rattles the brain.

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I am so sick of that loser
Terry venessi.

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I know.

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Who does she think she is,
anyway, Albert eisenstein?

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Really.

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Blair?

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Can I speak with you a moment?

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Great.

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Hi, gang.

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Hi, Chad.

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Hold this, will you?

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So, like the new cheerleading
uniforms?

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They’re cute.

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Hi, Chad.

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Hi, Nicole.

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I just planted the infant
flytraps, but for the past six

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Weeks, i’ve been feeding the
adult flytraps raw meat.

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You know, insects, steak,
nothing artificial.

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I expose them to about four
hours of sunlight a day, and the

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Spray’s on a timer using only
purified water.

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Ingenious, Terry.

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Really.

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Take a good look, class.

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This is how it’s done.

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All right, we’ll discuss the

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Other projects tomorrow.

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Really nice work, Terry.

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Thanks.

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Well, you’ve got to admit.

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It’s a pretty good project.

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Right now it is.

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00:09:05,572 --> 00:09:08,775
Karen, what are you going to
do?

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Nothing.

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It’s just that Terry's grown-up
plants look so hungry.

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Maybe they want some potato
chips.

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But Terry said they only eat
meat.

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Did she?

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I don’t understand, mr.

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Balfour.

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They seemed perfectly fine
yesterday.

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I’m sorry, Terry.

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But these things happen
sometimes.

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But even if the experiment
fails, there are conclusions to

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Be drawn.

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You find out what happened,
okay?

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Yes, mr. Balfour.

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And how’s your project,
Karen?

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Perfect.

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You see, my experiment is all
about the difference between

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Carnivorous plants and, um,
regular plants.

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One half is lilies, and on the
other half, I have a little baby

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Venus flytrap.

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Isn’t it cute?

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Real cute.

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00:10:05,899 --> 00:10:10,137
And, louis, what do we have
here?

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Well, it occurred to me that
short, low-voltage electric

237
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Shocks may trigger certain
pleasant memories.

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For instance.

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See what I mean?

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00:10:20,614 --> 00:10:22,949
You know, I was thinking, I

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Want to re-choreograph that
tigers’ routine.

242
00:10:24,851 --> 00:10:25,719
Well, like how?

243
00:10:25,752 --> 00:10:26,620
Well, let’s run it.

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Okay.

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Black!

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Black!

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Tiger fans, yell fight.

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Fight!

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F-i-g-h-t.

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00:10:34,795 --> 00:10:36,163
Tiger fans, yell fight.

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Fight!

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She completely sabotaged my
project, and you know she dug up

253
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My baby flytrap.

254
00:10:41,635 --> 00:10:45,505
You are scary when you’re
like this.

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I’m going to get her where
she lives.

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00:10:47,741 --> 00:10:49,176
The mall?

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00:10:49,209 --> 00:10:52,612
I’m going to need some
sardines, some garlic, some sour

258
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Milk, moldy cheese and baking
powder.

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00:10:55,682 --> 00:10:57,150
What are you going to make?

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00:10:57,184 --> 00:10:59,753
I’m going to make her little
cheerleading outfit reek

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Forever.

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00:11:00,654 --> 00:11:03,857
Like we did to Nicole last
halloween?

263
00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:04,791
Yeah, exactly.

264
00:11:04,825 --> 00:11:07,661
How are you going to get into
her locker?

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00:11:07,694 --> 00:11:09,496
We’ll figure it out.

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00:11:09,529 --> 00:11:11,531
Just get me that gunk from the
lab and meet me back here in

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Half an hour.

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Okay.

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00:11:31,251 --> 00:11:35,222
Ugh, smell that.

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00:11:35,255 --> 00:11:36,723
Overkill?

271
00:11:36,757 --> 00:11:38,925
No such thing.

272
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:42,963
Okay, give me the stuff.

273
00:11:42,996 --> 00:11:44,798
All right.

274
00:11:44,831 --> 00:11:45,866
Go stand guard.

275
00:11:45,899 --> 00:11:47,434
Oh, yeah.

276
00:11:52,773 --> 00:11:54,708
How much should I use?

277
00:11:54,741 --> 00:11:55,742
Six drops.

278
00:11:55,776 --> 00:11:56,643
Okay.

279
00:11:56,676 --> 00:11:58,745
Or six milliliters.

280
00:11:58,779 --> 00:12:00,247
Which one is it?

281
00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:01,381
Uh-oh.

282
00:12:01,414 --> 00:12:03,750
Oh, please tell me "uh-oh"
doesn’t mean you forgot.

283
00:12:03,784 --> 00:12:04,951
I forgot.

284
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:05,952
Louis!

285
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,587
Harlow!

286
00:12:07,621 --> 00:12:08,488
Harlow?

287
00:12:08,522 --> 00:12:09,189
Hurry!

288
00:12:09,222 --> 00:12:10,724
Quick, how much should I use?

289
00:12:10,757 --> 00:12:12,993
Louis! Louis!

290
00:12:13,026 --> 00:12:14,561
Here he comes!

291
00:12:19,266 --> 00:12:20,767
Terry? Terry?

292
00:12:23,603 --> 00:12:25,672
Terry venessi?

293
00:12:25,705 --> 00:12:27,474
Terry!

294
00:12:53,066 --> 00:12:55,101
I guess it was six drops.

295
00:13:10,784 --> 00:13:14,988
I’m sorry we've had to delay
this meeting, but maybe your

296
00:13:15,021 --> 00:13:18,024
Noses can still tell you that
the school has been closed for

297
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,759
The last two days.

298
00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:25,665
I do appreciate the fact that
you’ve brought your families

299
00:13:25,699 --> 00:13:27,033
With you, though.

300
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,603
Terry’s a conscientious
student, mr. Harlow.

301
00:13:29,636 --> 00:13:31,605
She would never do something
like this intentionally.

302
00:13:31,638 --> 00:13:33,106
Well, thank you, mr. Balfour.

303
00:13:33,139 --> 00:13:35,809
Well, Karen didn’t do
anything.

304
00:13:35,842 --> 00:13:38,645
In fact, I don’t even know why
we should be here.

305
00:13:38,678 --> 00:13:40,881
Because she ruined terry’s
science project.

306
00:13:40,914 --> 00:13:43,750
Hardly the same as
vandalizing school property.

307
00:13:43,783 --> 00:13:44,651
It’s worse.

308
00:13:44,684 --> 00:13:45,519
Oh, really?

309
00:13:45,552 --> 00:13:48,321
What about the--
now, ladies, please.

310
00:13:48,355 --> 00:13:51,658
This is not the first time--
this is not the fifth time that

311
00:13:51,691 --> 00:13:53,827
We’ve all been here together in
this office.

312
00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:57,063
I’m sure we all remember the
little incident with the

313
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:59,132
Tear-away basketball jersey?

314
00:13:59,165 --> 00:14:02,669
I was just trying to help her
get a date.

315
00:14:02,702 --> 00:14:07,607
The point is I don’t think
that I can handle this feud of

316
00:14:07,641 --> 00:14:10,977
Yours with another little mere
suspension.

317
00:14:11,011 --> 00:14:16,149
I’ve turned the matter over to a
juvenile officer.

318
00:14:16,182 --> 00:14:17,751
The police?

319
00:14:17,784 --> 00:14:19,019
Mr. Balfour?

320
00:14:26,393 --> 00:14:28,628
This is officer Smith.

321
00:14:28,662 --> 00:14:32,198
I think you’ll find she has a
very interesting take on this

322
00:14:32,232 --> 00:14:33,867
Matter.

323
00:14:53,687 --> 00:14:58,425
Given the severity of the
damage and the history of the

324
00:14:58,458 --> 00:15:02,095
Girls’ animosity to each other,
i’m going to recommend that they

325
00:15:02,128 --> 00:15:06,800
Be expelled from school and sent
to the juvenile work farm in

326
00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:08,735
Bixby for 30 days.

327
00:15:08,768 --> 00:15:09,803
What?

328
00:15:09,836 --> 00:15:11,237
You’re sending Terry to jail?

329
00:15:11,271 --> 00:15:12,138
Work farm.

330
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,840
You can’t do that.

331
00:15:13,873 --> 00:15:15,075
Can she?

332
00:15:15,108 --> 00:15:16,242
What about the prom?

333
00:15:16,276 --> 00:15:18,211
Oh, now that’s really
important.

334
00:15:18,244 --> 00:15:20,146
We’re both going to have
criminal records and you’re

335
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,748
Worried about your moronic prom.

336
00:15:21,781 --> 00:15:22,949
At least i’m going.

337
00:15:22,983 --> 00:15:24,017
Well, don’t worry.

338
00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:25,885
I’m sure the work farm will have
a spring hoedown.

339
00:15:25,919 --> 00:15:27,053
This is all your fault.

340
00:15:27,087 --> 00:15:28,421
You always walk around like
you’re smarter than anybody

341
00:15:28,455 --> 00:15:29,022
Else.

342
00:15:29,055 --> 00:15:30,290
That’s because I am.

343
00:15:30,323 --> 00:15:33,159
Well, I guess you have to be
something if you’re going to

344
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,060
Live in a deli.

345
00:15:34,094 --> 00:15:35,295
Karen!

346
00:15:35,328 --> 00:15:37,097
Well, it sure beats thinking
you can get away with anything

347
00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:38,098
Just because you’re rich.

348
00:15:38,131 --> 00:15:40,000
Terry, be quiet.

349
00:15:40,033 --> 00:15:44,170
Officer, is it really
necessary to send the girls to a

350
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,239
Work farm?

351
00:15:46,272 --> 00:15:51,845
There may be an alternative,
a more... Creative sentence.

352
00:15:51,878 --> 00:15:54,247
I didn’t bring it up because
it’s difficult to judge just how

353
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:58,018
Much of their intolerance and
prejudice the girls learn in

354
00:15:58,051 --> 00:15:59,152
Their home.

355
00:15:59,185 --> 00:16:00,854
What are you implying?

356
00:16:00,887 --> 00:16:03,923
She is implying that you
taught Karen everything you know

357
00:16:03,957 --> 00:16:05,058
About being a snob.

358
00:16:05,091 --> 00:16:07,027
Well, that is ridiculous.

359
00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:09,896
Just because you couldn’t--
millie. Millie.

360
00:16:09,929 --> 00:16:13,299
Officer, you were saying
something about an alternative?

361
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,934
Creative sentencing?

362
00:16:14,968 --> 00:16:17,904
Yes, mr. Ridgeway.

363
00:16:17,937 --> 00:16:26,179
Instead of expulsion and a month
at bixby, I suggest the girls do

364
00:16:26,212 --> 00:16:28,948
50 hours of garbage detail for
the parks department.

365
00:16:28,982 --> 00:16:29,849
Gross.

366
00:16:29,883 --> 00:16:30,750
Shut up.

367
00:16:30,784 --> 00:16:31,518
You shut up.

368
00:16:31,551 --> 00:16:33,987
And...

369
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:38,091
That they switch families for a
month to see how the other girl

370
00:16:38,124 --> 00:16:38,958
Lives.

371
00:16:38,992 --> 00:16:40,894
You can’t make me live in a
deli.

372
00:16:40,927 --> 00:16:44,164
Jack, say something.

373
00:16:44,197 --> 00:16:46,299
I think it’s an inspired
idea.

374
00:16:46,332 --> 00:16:49,235
Thank you, mr. Ridgeway.

375
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:53,206
Of course, I can’t force you
into anything.

376
00:16:53,239 --> 00:16:54,541
It’s your choice.

377
00:16:54,574 --> 00:16:55,775
Our choice?

378
00:16:55,809 --> 00:16:57,177
Some choice, living with them?

379
00:16:57,210 --> 00:16:59,079
Ma, you want to speak up here?

380
00:16:59,112 --> 00:17:00,914
Terry can stay in school?

381
00:17:00,947 --> 00:17:02,115
Definitely.

382
00:17:02,148 --> 00:17:02,916
We’ll do it.

383
00:17:02,949 --> 00:17:05,118
There must be some
alternative--

384
00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:07,287
Count us in, too, officer.

385
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,789
Good.

386
00:17:09,823 --> 00:17:12,992
Now, girls, this is for real.

387
00:17:13,026 --> 00:17:16,329
When you switch families, you’ve
got to do each other’s chores

388
00:17:16,362 --> 00:17:18,798
And obey each other’s parents.

389
00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:22,001
Whether you like it or not,
you’re in this together, and

390
00:17:22,035 --> 00:17:25,839
You’re going to walk in each
other’s shoes for the next

391
00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:26,906
30 days.

392
00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:31,544
Understood?

393
00:17:31,578 --> 00:17:33,379
Can I still go to the prom?

394
00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:37,283
What?

395
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,786
Man!

396
00:17:48,194 --> 00:17:49,195
Terry, hurry up!

397
00:17:49,229 --> 00:17:49,996
I am.

398
00:17:50,029 --> 00:17:52,132
Did you pack your good blue
skirt?

399
00:17:52,165 --> 00:17:53,133
Uh, yeah.

400
00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:55,401
Great, and how about that
nice gray cardigan?

401
00:17:55,435 --> 00:17:57,237
Oh, no.

402
00:17:57,270 --> 00:17:58,638
What is this about, ma?

403
00:17:58,671 --> 00:18:01,307
I don’t want them thinking
you are some
gavone
who does not

404
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,142
Know how to dress.

405
00:18:02,175 --> 00:18:04,043
What does it matter what they
think?

406
00:18:04,077 --> 00:18:05,211
It matters.

407
00:18:05,245 --> 00:18:08,081
That millie ridgeway has called
already three times today.

408
00:18:08,114 --> 00:18:10,383
Che cosa,
those questions she
asks.

409
00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:12,218
She must think you were raised
by wolves.

410
00:18:12,252 --> 00:18:13,853
Or musicians.

411
00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:16,589
Okay, pop, well, I will be

412
00:18:16,623 --> 00:18:17,323
Back in one halfhour.

413
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:18,291
Okay.

414
00:18:18,324 --> 00:18:20,393
And I will be back in a
month.

415
00:18:20,426 --> 00:18:21,528
I know, I know, I know.

416
00:18:21,561 --> 00:18:24,330
What do you got planned for
the rest of the day, pop?

417
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,498
Well, let’s see.

418
00:18:25,532 --> 00:18:27,300
Michelle Pfeiffer called and
cancelled our lunch, and so I

419
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,903
Figured i’d rearrange the
biscotti, you know.

420
00:18:29,936 --> 00:18:30,970
Good.

421
00:18:31,004 --> 00:18:32,438
And have a few old friends
over for some chianti.

422
00:18:32,472 --> 00:18:33,339
Hey, who?

423
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,207
Hey, who.

424
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,141
What are you talking, "who"?

425
00:18:35,175 --> 00:18:36,376
What’s the matter with you?

426
00:18:36,409 --> 00:18:38,378
You have an appointment this
00, Dr. Colbert.

427
00:18:38,411 --> 00:18:40,280
Now, I left the directions and
the address by the cash

428
00:18:40,313 --> 00:18:41,314
Register.

429
00:18:41,347 --> 00:18:43,349
Hey, hey, hey, i’m a big boy
now, all right?

430
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,351
I mean, if I can get to the
paramount theater by myself, I

431
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,187
Can certainly get to the doctor
by myself.

432
00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:48,087
All right, okay.

433
00:18:48,121 --> 00:18:48,955
Give me these.

434
00:18:48,988 --> 00:18:50,123
Hey, ma!

435
00:18:50,156 --> 00:18:51,324
I got ’em, I got 'em.

436
00:18:51,357 --> 00:18:57,997
Hey, whiz kid, don’t I get a

437
00:18:58,031 --> 00:18:59,065
Little sugar?

438
00:18:59,098 --> 00:19:00,333
Yes.

439
00:19:00,366 --> 00:19:01,968
Mmm!

440
00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:04,270
Ti vuolo bene, bellisima.

441
00:19:04,304 --> 00:19:07,073
Hey, what’s the word,
mockingbird?

442
00:19:07,106 --> 00:19:09,142
Swing and sweat and Charlie
barnet.

443
00:19:09,175 --> 00:19:10,643
Give this lady an "a."

444
00:19:10,677 --> 00:19:12,378
Try to have some fun over there,
okay?

445
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,347
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

446
00:19:17,483 --> 00:19:19,152
Bye, papa.

447
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:47,046
David, you think it’s going
to be weird?

448
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,282
I think it beats being on
trash detail.

449
00:19:49,315 --> 00:19:51,017
No, it doesn’t.

450
00:19:51,050 --> 00:19:53,987
I have to do that, too, in a
tacky orange jumpsuit.

451
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,488
Well, at least it’ll match
your hair.

452
00:19:55,521 --> 00:19:57,357
Oh, that’s nice.

453
00:19:57,390 --> 00:19:58,591
This is so unfair.

454
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:03,396
She gets to live in luxury and I
have to live here, in a deli.

455
00:20:03,429 --> 00:20:04,964
At least you’ll eat well.

456
00:20:04,998 --> 00:20:15,041
Besides, how weird can it really
be?

457
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:45,138
Besides, how weird can it really
be?

458
00:20:45,171 --> 00:20:47,307
Aw, Karen and her boyfriend.

459
00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:49,042
Die, die!

460
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:54,580
Hello?

461
00:20:54,614 --> 00:20:57,050
We’re watching you, deli
girl.

462
00:20:57,083 --> 00:21:00,119
Who is this?

463
00:21:00,153 --> 00:21:01,387
Wow...

464
00:21:08,261 --> 00:21:09,128
Cool.

465
00:21:09,162 --> 00:21:10,229
Look through this.

466
00:21:10,263 --> 00:21:11,297
Look through this.

467
00:21:11,331 --> 00:21:12,565
Come on, look through this.

468
00:21:12,598 --> 00:21:13,466
Stop.

469
00:21:13,499 --> 00:21:17,236
Hello?

470
00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:18,504
Do you deliver?

471
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:29,148
Ha ha ha.

472
00:21:29,182 --> 00:21:31,184
What’s your favorite color?

473
00:21:31,217 --> 00:21:34,520
Black, which is the absence
of all colors.

474
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,189
Do you have a little sister?

475
00:21:36,222 --> 00:21:39,258
Luckily, no.

476
00:21:39,292 --> 00:21:42,095
Want to hear some
"Knock-knock" jokes?

477
00:21:42,128 --> 00:21:42,628
Knock-knock.

478
00:21:42,662 --> 00:21:43,529
Knock-knock.

479
00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:45,431
You’re supposed to say "who's
there?"

480
00:21:45,465 --> 00:21:47,300
Shouldn’t you be in a play
group or something?

481
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:50,837
No.

482
00:21:50,870 --> 00:21:55,208
Booby trap! Booby trap!

483
00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:57,410
Booby-trap! Booby-trap!

484
00:21:57,443 --> 00:21:59,445
Booby-trap! Booby-trap!

485
00:21:59,479 --> 00:22:01,514
Booby-trap! Booby trap!

486
00:22:01,547 --> 00:22:04,617
There is not enough room in
that closet.

487
00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:06,285
Do you have any wooden hangers?

488
00:22:06,319 --> 00:22:07,620
All I found was wire.

489
00:22:07,653 --> 00:22:10,289
No, that’s it.

490
00:22:10,323 --> 00:22:14,293
Oh, uh, somebody named Chad
called.

491
00:22:14,327 --> 00:22:16,129
He called about four times this
morning.

492
00:22:16,162 --> 00:22:21,300
Why didn’t you come and get
me?

493
00:22:21,334 --> 00:22:23,603
What?

494
00:22:23,636 --> 00:22:25,338
What am I, the bellboy?

495
00:22:25,371 --> 00:22:26,372
What’s the matter with you?

496
00:22:26,406 --> 00:22:27,607
You got to think.

497
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:33,312
Kids today.

498
00:22:33,346 --> 00:22:36,382
Does this place always smell
like salami?

499
00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:38,217
Oh, no, no.

500
00:22:38,251 --> 00:22:45,324
On wednesdays and thursdays, it
smells like broccoli.

501
00:22:45,358 --> 00:22:46,459
Hi, Chad.

502
00:22:46,492 --> 00:22:48,661
No, they only have one line.

503
00:22:48,694 --> 00:22:50,696
I know,
muy primitivo.

504
00:22:50,730 --> 00:22:53,266
Hey, you got two minutes on
this line.

505
00:22:53,299 --> 00:22:55,334
It’s a business phone.

506
00:22:55,368 --> 00:22:56,402
I got to go, Chad.

507
00:22:56,436 --> 00:22:59,172
Yeah, i’ll talk to you later.

508
00:22:59,205 --> 00:23:01,574
You know, I have my own phone at
home.

509
00:23:01,607 --> 00:23:03,376
I couldn’t live without it.

510
00:23:03,409 --> 00:23:04,877
What does Terry do?

511
00:23:04,911 --> 00:23:06,579
Her homework.

512
00:23:06,612 --> 00:23:09,348
Oh, that’s right.

513
00:23:09,382 --> 00:23:13,386
Boys don’t call Terry.

514
00:23:13,419 --> 00:23:15,221
Okay, Carl, my pleasure.

515
00:23:15,254 --> 00:23:15,955
Bye.

516
00:23:15,988 --> 00:23:17,523
Well, did you get settled,
Terry?

517
00:23:17,557 --> 00:23:19,358
Oh, yes, but some stuff fell
out of the closet--

518
00:23:19,392 --> 00:23:21,160
Oh, do you have any food
allergies?

519
00:23:21,194 --> 00:23:22,295
Excuse me?

520
00:23:22,328 --> 00:23:24,497
If there is anything you
can’t eat, just tell edna.

521
00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:25,231
Uh, let’s see.

522
00:23:25,264 --> 00:23:28,167
Oh, now here are the house
rules.

523
00:23:28,201 --> 00:23:29,402
You just read them through.

524
00:23:29,435 --> 00:23:31,471
If you have any questions--
i’ll just ask you at dinner.

525
00:23:31,504 --> 00:23:33,506
Oh, well, no, I won’t be home
for dinner.

526
00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:36,609
00
and then ladies league.

527
00:23:36,642 --> 00:23:37,710
Come here.

528
00:23:37,743 --> 00:23:40,913
Here’s our whole night right
here on this calendar.

529
00:23:40,947 --> 00:23:41,981
See, jack’s in black.

530
00:23:42,014 --> 00:23:44,484
I’m in red, David's in green,
tiff’s in blue.

531
00:23:44,517 --> 00:23:47,520
David’s at the movies, and Jack
has some cigar night thing with

532
00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,655
His salesmen.

533
00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:53,960
Oh, the main things for you to
remember are you have two hours

534
00:23:53,993 --> 00:23:58,698
A day on your telephone, no
r-rated videos, no boys in the

535
00:23:58,731 --> 00:24:00,266
Back of the house ever.

536
00:24:00,299 --> 00:24:01,701
Edna is not a slave.

537
00:24:01,734 --> 00:24:02,902
We recycle.

538
00:24:02,935 --> 00:24:06,472
And absolutely no dirty towels
on any of the bathroom floors.

539
00:24:06,506 --> 00:24:07,607
Okay.

540
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:08,574
Sounds like fun.

541
00:24:08,608 --> 00:24:09,542
Oh, be careful.

542
00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:12,345
That’s from Germany.

543
00:24:12,378 --> 00:24:14,480
This is not boot camp, really.

544
00:24:14,514 --> 00:24:17,617
It’s just that we're all so
busy, it really helps if we’re

545
00:24:17,650 --> 00:24:18,551
Organized.

546
00:24:18,584 --> 00:24:19,652
Are you okay?

547
00:24:19,685 --> 00:24:20,553
Yeah.

548
00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:21,487
Well, great.

549
00:24:21,521 --> 00:24:22,688
Then i’ll see you later.

550
00:24:22,722 --> 00:24:23,623
Read your house rules.

551
00:24:23,656 --> 00:24:25,691
See you later.

552
00:24:29,996 --> 00:24:33,533
"Here at the ridgeway house,
we believe teamwork is the key

553
00:24:33,566 --> 00:24:37,570
To success"?

554
00:24:37,603 --> 00:24:39,205
I’m toast.

555
00:24:45,545 --> 00:24:49,282
Hello, mavis.

556
00:24:49,315 --> 00:24:52,251
Mavis-- dieting.

557
00:24:52,285 --> 00:24:54,987
So, Nicole tells me the venessi
girl moved in today.

558
00:24:55,021 --> 00:24:57,323
30 days and counting.

559
00:24:57,356 --> 00:24:58,558
Don’t worry.

560
00:24:58,591 --> 00:25:00,793
Everyone knows Karen was just
reacting to that horrible girl.

561
00:25:00,826 --> 00:25:02,328
She’s just like her mother.

562
00:25:02,361 --> 00:25:04,430
Grace venessi was a
troublemaker, too, remember?

563
00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:06,799
Didn’t she protest against
the dress code in high school?

564
00:25:06,832 --> 00:25:07,967
She sure did.

565
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,303
And from the way she dresses
now, looks like she’s still

566
00:25:10,336 --> 00:25:10,870
Protesting.

567
00:25:10,903 --> 00:25:16,542
Gigi.

568
00:25:16,576 --> 00:25:18,010
Mm-hmm.

569
00:25:18,044 --> 00:25:19,745
Between you, me and the
lamppost, I think this whole

570
00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:22,415
Thing could put you right over
the top.

571
00:25:22,448 --> 00:25:23,316
What do you mean?

572
00:25:23,349 --> 00:25:26,452
Look around, millie.

573
00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:28,421
Francine.

574
00:25:28,454 --> 00:25:31,357
Everybody in this room feels
sorry for you.

575
00:25:31,390 --> 00:25:34,427
You’re bound to be nominated for
president of the league.

576
00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:35,661
You think?

577
00:25:35,695 --> 00:25:37,863
You get another vote for
every day karen’s stuck in that

578
00:25:37,897 --> 00:25:39,532
Deli.

579
00:26:03,889 --> 00:26:05,391
Boo.

580
00:26:05,424 --> 00:26:06,626
What’s the matter?

581
00:26:06,659 --> 00:26:07,727
Can’t sleep?

582
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,395
The bed was too soft.

583
00:26:09,428 --> 00:26:11,664
Ah, felt the pea, huh?

584
00:26:11,697 --> 00:26:12,865
Excuse me?

585
00:26:12,898 --> 00:26:14,066
It’s a fairy tale.

586
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:15,768
About the princess and the pea.

587
00:26:15,801 --> 00:26:18,471
It’s about this hoity-toity
princess who couldn’t sleep

588
00:26:18,504 --> 00:26:21,407
Because she felt a little pea
while sleeping on a stack of

589
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,609
Mattresses.

590
00:26:23,643 --> 00:26:26,545
I am not hoity-toity.

591
00:26:26,579 --> 00:26:30,516
Could have fooled me.

592
00:26:30,549 --> 00:26:33,419
How about some tomato and
provolone, huh?

593
00:26:33,452 --> 00:26:34,487
Gross.

594
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,822
Eat this before you go to
bed, you’ll dream in

595
00:26:36,856 --> 00:26:38,891
Technicolor.

596
00:26:38,924 --> 00:26:40,793
What are those pills for?

597
00:26:40,826 --> 00:26:41,861
Oh, these pills?

598
00:26:41,894 --> 00:26:43,596
These are blood thinners.

599
00:26:43,629 --> 00:26:50,102
Doctor says I got to have skinny
blood.

600
00:26:50,136 --> 00:26:53,839
My mom says cheese will kill
you.

601
00:26:53,873 --> 00:26:55,574
We use soy cheese.

602
00:26:55,608 --> 00:26:58,377
It’s just like real cheese, only
it’s made from beans.

603
00:26:58,411 --> 00:26:59,812
Cheese from beans.

604
00:26:59,845 --> 00:27:04,116
Mmm, that must taste blech!

605
00:27:04,150 --> 00:27:06,719
What kind of sandwich are you
making there?

606
00:27:06,752 --> 00:27:09,755
Oh, rice cakes, tomato and
cucumber.

607
00:27:09,789 --> 00:27:13,759
What kind of dreams do you
have with rice cakes?

608
00:27:13,793 --> 00:27:15,461
I don’t know.

609
00:27:15,494 --> 00:27:17,163
You don’t know, eh?

610
00:27:17,196 --> 00:27:20,499
There’s a lot you don't know,
princess.

611
00:27:20,533 --> 00:27:21,867
Let’s see, what now?

612
00:27:21,901 --> 00:27:22,868
A little fruit?

613
00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:24,737
No, a little peppers.

614
00:27:30,609 --> 00:27:31,577
What’s the matter?

615
00:27:31,610 --> 00:27:33,179
You never seen a guy before?

616
00:27:33,212 --> 00:27:34,480
Yeah.

617
00:27:34,513 --> 00:27:35,848
No.

618
00:27:35,881 --> 00:27:41,554
Uh, yeah--
nice PJs.

619
00:27:41,587 --> 00:27:44,957
Oh, your mom says you
shouldn’t throw towels on the

620
00:27:44,990 --> 00:27:45,658
Floor.

621
00:27:45,691 --> 00:27:48,561
It’s house rule number 17-b.

622
00:27:48,594 --> 00:27:49,862
So pick it up.

623
00:27:55,468 --> 00:27:55,968
Ech!

624
00:27:56,001 --> 00:27:57,436
What is that?

625
00:27:57,470 --> 00:27:57,970
What’s what?

626
00:27:58,003 --> 00:27:58,904
That.

627
00:27:58,938 --> 00:27:59,839
What, this?

628
00:27:59,872 --> 00:28:00,906
Yes!

629
00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:02,742
This is a tongue.

630
00:28:02,775 --> 00:28:04,477
Is it real?

631
00:28:04,510 --> 00:28:05,511
No, it’s a balloon.

632
00:28:05,544 --> 00:28:07,913
Of course it’s real.

633
00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:10,983
I don’t believe you people.

634
00:28:11,016 --> 00:28:12,685
Whose was it?

635
00:28:12,718 --> 00:28:16,188
It came from a rude little
girl with a very big mouth.

636
00:28:16,222 --> 00:28:17,523
Sorry.

637
00:28:17,556 --> 00:28:18,557
Papa!

638
00:28:18,591 --> 00:28:20,192
You left the pricer in the
cooler.

639
00:28:20,226 --> 00:28:21,794
What, it froze the prizes?

640
00:28:21,827 --> 00:28:22,962
Oh.

641
00:28:22,995 --> 00:28:24,930
Look at this, huh?

642
00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:25,865
Watch this, Karen.

643
00:28:25,898 --> 00:28:26,999
Press, wipe.

644
00:28:27,032 --> 00:28:28,834
Pretty neat, huh?

645
00:28:28,868 --> 00:28:29,969
Fascinating.

646
00:28:30,002 --> 00:28:31,170
There you go.

647
00:28:31,203 --> 00:28:35,040
Look, I may have to live
here, but I don’t have to work

648
00:28:35,074 --> 00:28:35,941
Here.

649
00:28:35,975 --> 00:28:37,543
Che pas?

650
00:28:37,576 --> 00:28:38,644
Hey, what’s this?

651
00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:40,913
Papa,
sta ti ziti.

652
00:28:40,946 --> 00:28:44,817
Um, Karen, the thing is, Terry
helps me every day after

653
00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:48,954
School to stock the shelves, so
00, okay?

654
00:28:48,988 --> 00:28:50,556
I have cheerleading.

655
00:28:50,589 --> 00:28:52,691
No, you don’t.

656
00:28:52,725 --> 00:28:54,660
What do you mean?

657
00:28:54,693 --> 00:28:57,963
They didn’t tell you?

658
00:28:57,997 --> 00:28:58,898
Where is that letter, papa?

659
00:28:58,931 --> 00:29:01,233
I think you left it by the
cash register.

660
00:29:01,267 --> 00:29:02,968
That thing from the-- yeah.

661
00:29:03,002 --> 00:29:06,038
Here, Karen...

662
00:29:06,071 --> 00:29:07,706
Honey, you were suspended.

663
00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:12,077
I guess it’s part of your
punishment.

664
00:29:12,111 --> 00:29:14,280
Nicole never even said
anything to me.

665
00:29:14,313 --> 00:29:15,981
I’m sorry.

666
00:29:16,015 --> 00:29:19,552
I’m really sorry, Karen.

667
00:29:19,585 --> 00:29:20,853
You want some breakfast, huh?

668
00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:22,721
A nice frittata?

669
00:29:22,755 --> 00:29:24,023
I don’t eat breakfast.

670
00:29:24,056 --> 00:29:26,992
Edna usually makes me a soy milk
smoothie.

671
00:29:27,026 --> 00:29:27,860
Let me guess.

672
00:29:27,893 --> 00:29:28,961
From beans, eh?

673
00:29:28,994 --> 00:29:31,764
Papa, get her a nice jelly
doughnut.

674
00:29:31,797 --> 00:29:32,665
Good idea.

675
00:29:32,698 --> 00:29:34,633
Yeah.

676
00:29:34,667 --> 00:29:39,605
Karen, if it makes you
feel any better, I was once

677
00:29:39,638 --> 00:29:40,806
Suspended from cheerleading.

678
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:41,941
You were a cheerleader?

679
00:29:41,974 --> 00:29:42,908
Yeah.

680
00:29:42,942 --> 00:29:45,611
They dumped me for protesting
the dress code.

681
00:29:45,644 --> 00:29:50,316
Yeah, they want the cheerleaders
to be perky, not political.

682
00:29:50,349 --> 00:29:51,317
Did you ever get over it?

683
00:29:51,350 --> 00:29:52,751
It ruined her life.

684
00:29:52,785 --> 00:29:53,886
It did not.

685
00:29:53,919 --> 00:29:54,954
Of course I got over it.

686
00:29:54,987 --> 00:29:56,121
You will, too.

687
00:29:56,155 --> 00:29:58,090
Listen, go on now, you’re going
to miss your bus, okay?

688
00:29:58,123 --> 00:29:59,024
You all right?

689
00:29:59,058 --> 00:30:03,896
I’ll see you later.

690
00:30:03,929 --> 00:30:04,897
This is delicious.

691
00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:11,704
It’s 'cause it’s not made
from beans.

692
00:30:11,737 --> 00:30:13,672
That’s a sin.

693
00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:19,712
Poor girl.

694
00:30:19,745 --> 00:30:21,780
I can’t believe that millie.

695
00:30:21,814 --> 00:30:23,649
She didn’t tell her about this.

696
00:30:23,682 --> 00:30:26,051
Hey, maybe you two should get
together, you know, compare

697
00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:26,986
Notes.

698
00:30:27,019 --> 00:30:28,954
That woman has more notes
than a piccolo.

699
00:30:28,988 --> 00:30:29,922
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

700
00:30:29,955 --> 00:30:31,690
What?

701
00:30:31,724 --> 00:30:32,858
Don’t let her intimidate you.

702
00:30:32,892 --> 00:30:34,727
Oh, she’s--
come on, come on.

703
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,862
You know, millie may live in
larchmont now, but you and I

704
00:30:36,896 --> 00:30:39,999
Both know she’s a little girl
from walnut lane, just like you.

705
00:30:40,032 --> 00:30:40,900
All right?

706
00:30:40,933 --> 00:30:42,001
All right.

707
00:30:42,034 --> 00:30:44,370
Okay.

708
00:30:44,403 --> 00:30:46,772
Hey, sal, we’re going to play
cards later.

709
00:30:46,805 --> 00:30:47,973
You want to come, eh?

710
00:30:48,007 --> 00:30:50,009
Here.

711
00:31:05,224 --> 00:31:07,860
Oh, it’s clean.

712
00:31:07,893 --> 00:31:12,965
Thanks.

713
00:31:12,998 --> 00:31:15,634
I’m louis.

714
00:31:15,668 --> 00:31:17,036
I know.

715
00:31:37,756 --> 00:31:39,725
That’s just a shot, won't
work.

716
00:31:39,758 --> 00:31:41,727
What you got to do is, you got
to wrap a tourniquet above the

717
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,663
Fang puncture so that the venom
doesn’t travel up the leg, then

718
00:31:44,697 --> 00:31:47,800
Someone has to suck all the
poison out with their mouth.

719
00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:49,868
Do you ever stop talking?

720
00:31:49,902 --> 00:31:51,003
No.

721
00:31:51,036 --> 00:31:53,205
But you sound like such a
nerd.

722
00:31:53,238 --> 00:31:54,807
I
am
a nerd.

723
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,675
Louis, I thought you were

724
00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:01,914
Such a nerd.

725
00:32:01,947 --> 00:32:04,016
I’m really impressed.

726
00:32:04,049 --> 00:32:06,051
See you later, louis.

727
00:32:14,460 --> 00:32:16,929
New girlfriend, louis?

728
00:32:16,962 --> 00:32:18,897
She was crying, okay?

729
00:32:18,931 --> 00:32:20,232
What was I supposed to do?

730
00:32:20,265 --> 00:32:21,200
She was crying?

731
00:32:21,233 --> 00:32:26,271
Really?

732
00:32:26,305 --> 00:32:30,175
So how was your night in
salami city?

733
00:32:30,209 --> 00:32:34,480
And why were you talking to that
moron?

734
00:32:34,513 --> 00:32:37,182
Nicole, why didn’t you tell
me I got suspended from the

735
00:32:37,216 --> 00:32:38,450
Cheerleading squad?

736
00:32:38,484 --> 00:32:39,752
Me?

737
00:32:39,785 --> 00:32:41,920
I thought Blair told you.

738
00:32:41,954 --> 00:32:44,056
I’m so sorry.

739
00:32:44,089 --> 00:32:47,059
Oh, you poor thing.

740
00:32:47,092 --> 00:32:57,136
I’ll make her apologize to you
at lunch.

741
00:32:57,136 --> 00:33:05,210
I’ll make her apologize to you
at lunch.

742
00:33:05,244 --> 00:33:08,947
Okay, i’ll have the monte
cristo and a diet cream soda.

743
00:33:08,981 --> 00:33:09,815
Thanks.

744
00:33:09,848 --> 00:33:10,516
Very good.

745
00:33:10,549 --> 00:33:12,184
For you?

746
00:33:12,217 --> 00:33:15,020
Baked potato, no sour cream,
salsa.

747
00:33:15,054 --> 00:33:17,256
Dinner salad, no dressing,
lemon.

748
00:33:17,289 --> 00:33:18,824
And a sparkling water, please.

749
00:33:18,857 --> 00:33:21,326
Very good.

750
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,228
You know, Grace--
I think that probably--

751
00:33:23,262 --> 00:33:26,999
You go first.

752
00:33:27,032 --> 00:33:29,968
All right.

753
00:33:30,002 --> 00:33:33,205
I know you and I have taken
different roads since high

754
00:33:33,238 --> 00:33:34,106
School.

755
00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:36,308
That’s an understatement.

756
00:33:36,341 --> 00:33:39,111
Yes.

757
00:33:39,144 --> 00:33:46,218
I want you to know I don’t blame
you for the trouble Karen is in.

758
00:33:46,251 --> 00:33:49,788
I don’t blame me either.

759
00:33:49,822 --> 00:33:55,527
Well, no, what-- what I mean
is, that officer seemed to feel

760
00:33:55,561 --> 00:33:59,098
That children are a reflection
of their parents.

761
00:33:59,131 --> 00:34:04,970
That remark about your home, I--
well, I don’t know where Karen

762
00:34:05,003 --> 00:34:06,071
Got that attitude.

763
00:34:06,105 --> 00:34:09,274
I mean, Jack and I have
certainly never encouraged her

764
00:34:09,308 --> 00:34:15,347
To be so heartless about the
disadvantaged.

765
00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:19,885
Yeah, well...

766
00:34:19,918 --> 00:34:21,120
Kids can surprise you.

767
00:34:21,153 --> 00:34:24,156
I mean, for instance, I was an
average student, right, in high

768
00:34:24,189 --> 00:34:27,993
School, and here’s Terry,
straight as.

769
00:34:28,026 --> 00:34:30,229
All as, my Terry.

770
00:34:30,262 --> 00:34:33,132
But, of course, that doesn’t
mean she can lord it over

771
00:34:33,165 --> 00:34:35,901
Anybody.

772
00:34:35,934 --> 00:34:37,202
Of course.

773
00:34:42,174 --> 00:34:45,844
Jack seems to feel that this
switch will be good for Karen,

774
00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:48,914
Give her some perspective on the
real world.

775
00:34:48,947 --> 00:34:52,317
But i’m worried she won't be
able to handle how different

776
00:34:52,351 --> 00:34:53,519
Things are.

777
00:34:53,552 --> 00:34:56,421
Well, us folks in the real
world will do our very best to

778
00:34:56,455 --> 00:35:00,893
Make sure that things go as easy
as possible for miss Karen

779
00:35:00,926 --> 00:35:03,061
During her stay in the slums.

780
00:35:03,095 --> 00:35:04,963
That’s not how I meant it at
all.

781
00:35:04,997 --> 00:35:07,032
How’d you mean it, millie,
huh?

782
00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:08,333
I mean, I can’t believe you.

783
00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:10,936
One minute you’re telling me
that you don’t know where Karen

784
00:35:10,969 --> 00:35:13,939
Gets her attitude, and the next
minute, you’re calling me

785
00:35:13,972 --> 00:35:16,275
Disadvantaged to my face.

786
00:35:16,308 --> 00:35:17,910
Who do you think you are?

787
00:35:17,943 --> 00:35:21,213
Why are you being so
sensitive about this?

788
00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:27,452
I-i’m just trying to explain how
I feel and clear the air.

789
00:35:27,486 --> 00:35:28,554
Well, clear this.

790
00:35:28,587 --> 00:35:31,924
I am not happy about my Terry
going to live with you.

791
00:35:31,957 --> 00:35:33,225
In fact, i’m worried.

792
00:35:33,258 --> 00:35:36,461
I’m afraid she's going to come
home a snotty, stuck-up little

793
00:35:36,495 --> 00:35:38,197
Socialite like Karen.

794
00:35:38,230 --> 00:35:40,666
Get over it, Grace.

795
00:35:40,699 --> 00:35:41,867
What does that mean?

796
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:45,270
That means that you have had
a chip on your shoulder ever

797
00:35:45,304 --> 00:35:49,074
Since I went away to college and
you had to stay behind.

798
00:35:49,107 --> 00:35:51,643
Yes, you and everyone else on
walnut lane.

799
00:35:51,677 --> 00:35:54,279
Well, you can resent me all you
like.

800
00:35:54,313 --> 00:35:56,081
You leave my daughter out of
this.

801
00:35:56,114 --> 00:35:57,983
Fine, fine.

802
00:35:58,016 --> 00:36:01,653
But if you do anything to my
daughter, you hurt her in any

803
00:36:01,687 --> 00:36:04,289
Way, I will be in your face so
fast you’ll think I'm the

804
00:36:04,323 --> 00:36:05,090
Alien.

805
00:36:05,123 --> 00:36:06,925
You capiche,
millie ridgeway?

806
00:36:06,959 --> 00:36:10,395
I understand you perfectly.

807
00:36:10,429 --> 00:36:13,298
If i’ve taught Karen anything,
i’ve taught her never to

808
00:36:13,332 --> 00:36:15,500
Apologize for her success.

809
00:36:15,534 --> 00:36:20,138
My daughter may have to live
with you, Grace, but she doesn’t

810
00:36:20,172 --> 00:36:22,174
Have to lower her standards.

811
00:36:22,207 --> 00:36:33,685
Now if you will excuse me, I
seem to have lost my appetite.

812
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:35,087
No, no, no, no, no.

813
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,155
You gotta put just a little
pressure on it.

814
00:36:37,189 --> 00:36:38,056
Just a little pressure.

815
00:36:38,090 --> 00:36:38,991
Not too hard.

816
00:36:39,024 --> 00:36:41,093
How am I supposed to know how
to cut meat?

817
00:36:41,126 --> 00:36:42,694
I’m not even allowed to eat it.

818
00:36:42,728 --> 00:36:44,429
Look, princess, don’t get
mad.

819
00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:45,130
It’s dangerous.

820
00:36:45,163 --> 00:36:46,131
You could slice your finger off.

821
00:36:46,164 --> 00:36:49,434
All right, now look, you got to
play the slicer.

822
00:36:49,468 --> 00:36:53,405
You know, it’s like Tommy Dorsey
on the trombone.

823
00:36:53,438 --> 00:36:59,344
See, you get a rhythm, you know

824
00:36:59,378 --> 00:37:00,245
What I mean?

825
00:37:00,279 --> 00:37:01,480
Smooth.

826
00:37:09,354 --> 00:37:10,722
How’s that?

827
00:37:10,756 --> 00:37:13,292
Well, you’re no Tommy Dorsey,
but it’s okay.

828
00:37:13,325 --> 00:37:14,559
Hey, Karen.

829
00:37:14,593 --> 00:37:18,397
Can I get bread and mustard for
that, or do you just want me to

830
00:37:18,430 --> 00:37:19,364
Eat off your hands?

831
00:37:19,398 --> 00:37:21,033
Hi, Chad.

832
00:37:21,066 --> 00:37:22,200
Chad?

833
00:37:22,234 --> 00:37:24,369
So you’re the guy's calling
every five minutes, eh?

834
00:37:24,403 --> 00:37:25,771
You want to buy a sandwich?

835
00:37:25,804 --> 00:37:27,105
Sure.

836
00:37:27,139 --> 00:37:28,073
We all do, right, guys?

837
00:37:28,106 --> 00:37:29,174
Yeah.

838
00:37:29,207 --> 00:37:31,143
I mean, as long as karen’s
making them, you know.

839
00:37:31,176 --> 00:37:35,213
Papa tognetti, nice to meet
you.

840
00:37:35,247 --> 00:37:37,149
Hey, you break that, you buy it.

841
00:37:37,182 --> 00:37:38,050
Okay.

842
00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:38,583
He’s going to buy it.

843
00:37:38,617 --> 00:37:39,484
They got money.

844
00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:40,585
Okay, we got customers.

845
00:37:40,619 --> 00:37:42,788
Hey, pop. Pop!

846
00:37:42,821 --> 00:37:43,622
Yeah?

847
00:37:43,655 --> 00:37:45,524
What in the world is going on
here?

848
00:37:45,557 --> 00:37:46,425
These kids got money.

849
00:37:46,458 --> 00:37:47,326
We got customers.

850
00:37:47,359 --> 00:37:49,328
Looks great.

851
00:37:49,361 --> 00:37:50,429
Where should I sit?

852
00:37:50,462 --> 00:37:51,496
Nowhere.

853
00:37:51,530 --> 00:37:53,332
This is a deli, not a
restaurant.

854
00:37:53,365 --> 00:37:56,301
You know, if you put tables
outside, kids could hang out.

855
00:37:56,335 --> 00:37:58,503
I don’t want kids hanging
out.

856
00:37:58,537 --> 00:38:00,806
You’d sell a lot more
sandwiches.

857
00:38:00,839 --> 00:38:04,209
You know, you could put a
takeout window over there by the

858
00:38:04,242 --> 00:38:07,245
Magazine rack, and then kids
could order from the sidewalk.

859
00:38:07,279 --> 00:38:09,781
That way, the store stays free
for shoppers.

860
00:38:09,815 --> 00:38:11,283
Not a bad idea.

861
00:38:11,316 --> 00:38:12,517
Got any root beer?

862
00:38:12,551 --> 00:38:14,119
I’ll get it from the back.

863
00:38:14,152 --> 00:38:15,354
Takeout window.

864
00:38:15,387 --> 00:38:18,256
Mannaggi.

865
00:38:18,290 --> 00:38:19,524
Hi, Chad.

866
00:38:19,558 --> 00:38:20,826
Hi, Nicole.

867
00:38:20,859 --> 00:38:23,128
Hi, Blair.

868
00:38:23,161 --> 00:38:24,363
Hello, mrs. Venessi.

869
00:38:24,396 --> 00:38:25,597
Is Karen here?

870
00:38:25,630 --> 00:38:27,399
Who wants to know?

871
00:38:27,432 --> 00:38:30,202
I’m Nicole, her best friend.

872
00:38:30,235 --> 00:38:32,804
Ah, the one who didn’t tell
her she was dumped from

873
00:38:32,838 --> 00:38:33,739
Cheerleading.

874
00:38:33,772 --> 00:38:37,442
Chad, I got the root beer--
Nicole, Blair.

875
00:38:37,476 --> 00:38:39,444
What are you guys doing here?

876
00:38:39,478 --> 00:38:42,147
I thought you had cheerleading
practice.

877
00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:44,149
Ugh, you poor thing.

878
00:38:44,182 --> 00:38:46,418
Do you really have to slice
salami?

879
00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:49,221
How else is she going to sell
it, huh?

880
00:38:49,254 --> 00:38:50,455
Pig’s feet?

881
00:38:50,489 --> 00:38:52,290
Oh, how disgusting.

882
00:38:52,324 --> 00:38:53,358
Gross.

883
00:38:53,392 --> 00:38:55,193
Have you seen the tongue?

884
00:38:55,227 --> 00:38:57,195
They have a tongue?

885
00:38:57,229 --> 00:38:58,263
From an animal?

886
00:38:58,296 --> 00:39:00,532
Yeah, it’s a regular pet
cemetery around here.

887
00:39:00,565 --> 00:39:03,235
Don’t worry, only 26 more
days, then you’re out right

888
00:39:03,268 --> 00:39:05,270
After the prom.

889
00:39:05,303 --> 00:39:09,274
Hey, is David taking anybody?

890
00:39:09,307 --> 00:39:11,543
Nicole, he’s 17.

891
00:39:11,576 --> 00:39:15,580
He’s not going to our prom
unless someone invites him.

892
00:39:15,614 --> 00:39:17,883
You’re not thinking of
inviting--

893
00:39:17,916 --> 00:39:21,453
It would be so cool if I
showed up with an older guy.

894
00:39:21,486 --> 00:39:25,457
Nicole, David doesn’t listen
to me about anything, especially

895
00:39:25,490 --> 00:39:28,560
Girls.

896
00:39:28,593 --> 00:39:29,428
Hi, Chad.

897
00:39:29,461 --> 00:39:32,164
You’re not going to stay here,
are you?

898
00:39:32,197 --> 00:39:35,267
You know, a couple of tables
outside, not a bad idea.

899
00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:38,437
Papa, phil’s family owned
this place for 50 years without

900
00:39:38,470 --> 00:39:39,337
Tables.

901
00:39:39,371 --> 00:39:40,205
So?

902
00:39:40,238 --> 00:39:41,206
So.

903
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:42,707
So, a couple of tables
outside is not a sin.

904
00:39:42,741 --> 00:39:44,209
I mean, it’s a deli.

905
00:39:44,242 --> 00:39:45,143
It’s not the vatican.

906
00:39:45,177 --> 00:39:46,077
Can I take a break?

907
00:39:46,111 --> 00:39:48,246
Chad wants to show me his suit
for the prom.

908
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,481
Can’t you see we're busy?

909
00:39:49,514 --> 00:39:51,216
But it’s just out front.

910
00:39:51,249 --> 00:39:53,318
Then let him go get it!

911
00:39:53,351 --> 00:39:56,555
Okay?!

912
00:40:07,666 --> 00:40:09,234
Karen?

913
00:40:14,606 --> 00:40:18,477
Listen, uh...

914
00:40:18,510 --> 00:40:22,380
I didn’t mean to bite your head
off this afternoon.

915
00:40:22,414 --> 00:40:26,651
And, you know, maybe tables
outside are a good idea.

916
00:40:26,685 --> 00:40:30,555
It’s just that ever since
terry’s dad died, I've sort of

917
00:40:30,589 --> 00:40:34,659
Tried to keep the place the
same.

918
00:40:34,693 --> 00:40:39,264
So, i’m sorry.

919
00:40:39,297 --> 00:40:41,233
That’s okay.

920
00:40:41,266 --> 00:40:44,302
Would it be okay if I moved some
furniture around in here?

921
00:40:44,336 --> 00:40:46,471
There’s just not a lot of room
for my stuff.

922
00:40:46,505 --> 00:40:50,342
You sure are one for rearranging

923
00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:53,211
Things, aren’t you, huh?

924
00:40:53,245 --> 00:40:54,646
Okay, go ahead.

925
00:40:54,679 --> 00:40:57,682
But be sure you put everything
back the way you found it or

926
00:40:57,716 --> 00:40:59,751
Terry will go bananas.

927
00:40:59,784 --> 00:41:04,789
Tiffy, what are you doing in my

928
00:41:04,823 --> 00:41:05,690
Bed?!

929
00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:06,625
You kicked me!

930
00:41:06,658 --> 00:41:07,526
What’s the matter?

931
00:41:07,559 --> 00:41:08,426
Tiffany, are you all right?

932
00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:09,261
She kicked me!

933
00:41:09,294 --> 00:41:10,996
I didn’t know she was in the
bed.

934
00:41:11,029 --> 00:41:12,230
Mom, black jeans?

935
00:41:12,264 --> 00:41:13,431
In the dryer, honey.

936
00:41:13,465 --> 00:41:15,534
Oh, tiffy, Terry didn’t mean it.

937
00:41:15,567 --> 00:41:17,002
You just scared her, that’s all.

938
00:41:17,035 --> 00:41:19,237
I don’t scare Karen.

939
00:41:19,271 --> 00:41:22,440
Well, yes, but Terry isn’t
Karen.

940
00:41:22,474 --> 00:41:23,708
No, she’s not.

941
00:41:23,742 --> 00:41:25,443
Look, now why don’t you--
the two of you go and brush your

942
00:41:25,477 --> 00:41:26,211
Teeth, okay?

943
00:41:26,244 --> 00:41:31,349
Oh, my phone.

944
00:41:31,383 --> 00:41:33,718
Remember, no towels on the
floor.

945
00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:35,554
Ditto.

946
00:41:35,587 --> 00:41:36,688
All right.

947
00:41:36,721 --> 00:41:37,789
Knock-knock.

948
00:41:37,822 --> 00:41:40,358
Say "who’s there?"
who’s there?

949
00:41:40,392 --> 00:41:41,193
Orange.

950
00:41:41,226 --> 00:41:43,261
Say "orange who?"

951
00:42:09,621 --> 00:42:10,855
Terry?!

952
00:42:10,889 --> 00:42:12,324
Knock-knock!

953
00:42:12,357 --> 00:42:14,359
Well, Karen always babysits
tiffy.

954
00:42:14,392 --> 00:42:16,061
Yeah, but i’ve never babysat
for anybody before.

955
00:42:16,094 --> 00:42:16,962
What about David?

956
00:42:16,995 --> 00:42:18,763
David’s studying at eddie's
house.

957
00:42:18,797 --> 00:42:19,564
Didn’t you look at the calendar?

958
00:42:19,598 --> 00:42:21,600
Yeah, but what if something
happ--

959
00:42:21,633 --> 00:42:23,501
Emergency numbers are on the
speed dial, and no tv for tiffy

960
00:42:23,535 --> 00:42:24,436
00.

961
00:42:24,469 --> 00:42:26,371
Don’t worry, I'll be home by
10:00.

962
00:42:26,404 --> 00:42:27,772
00.

963
00:42:27,806 --> 00:42:31,576
Bye.

964
00:42:31,610 --> 00:42:34,646
Knock-knock!

965
00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:38,316
Terry!

966
00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:41,853
Knock-knock.

967
00:42:41,886 --> 00:42:46,458
Tiffy, go play, okay?

968
00:42:46,491 --> 00:42:47,592
Knock-knock.

969
00:42:47,626 --> 00:42:50,795
Who cares?

970
00:42:50,829 --> 00:42:52,564
Tish.

971
00:42:52,597 --> 00:42:56,801
Say "tish who?"
tish who is good for blowing

972
00:42:56,835 --> 00:42:58,069
Your nose.

973
00:42:58,103 --> 00:42:58,603
Get it?

974
00:42:58,637 --> 00:43:00,872
Cut it out, tiffy.

975
00:43:00,905 --> 00:43:02,540
You hate me.

976
00:43:02,574 --> 00:43:03,775
No, I don’t hate you.

977
00:43:03,808 --> 00:43:06,544
Look, I have a whole history
chapter to read, and I can’t do

978
00:43:06,578 --> 00:43:07,646
It when you’re bugging me.

979
00:43:07,679 --> 00:43:08,680
You’ve got to help me out here.

980
00:43:08,713 --> 00:43:10,882
What does Karen do with you when
she has homework?

981
00:43:10,915 --> 00:43:12,484
She plays mommy with me.

982
00:43:12,517 --> 00:43:14,486
She’s always mommy when mommy's
gone.

983
00:43:14,519 --> 00:43:17,555
You mean she’s stuck with you
all the time?

984
00:43:17,589 --> 00:43:19,491
She’s not stuck!

985
00:43:19,524 --> 00:43:20,592
Okay, okay.

986
00:43:20,625 --> 00:43:22,360
What do you guys play?

987
00:43:22,394 --> 00:43:26,498
I’m not singing "my favorite

988
00:43:26,531 --> 00:43:29,367
Things."

989
00:43:29,401 --> 00:43:31,436
Yeah, thanks for the recipe,
mom.

990
00:43:31,469 --> 00:43:32,737
They turned out great.

991
00:43:32,771 --> 00:43:35,440
No, they don’t eat a whole lot
of butter around here, but they

992
00:43:35,473 --> 00:43:36,141
Tasted pretty good.

993
00:43:36,174 --> 00:43:38,543
Here, say hi to my mom.

994
00:43:38,576 --> 00:43:39,444
Hi.

995
00:43:39,477 --> 00:43:40,745
Hi, terry’s mom.

996
00:43:40,779 --> 00:43:41,913
Knock-knock.

997
00:43:41,946 --> 00:43:43,448
Later, tiff.

998
00:43:43,481 --> 00:43:45,817
Yeah, she sure loves her
knock-knock jokes.

999
00:43:45,850 --> 00:43:47,485
Hi, papa.

1000
00:43:47,519 --> 00:43:49,387
Yeah, I miss you, too.

1001
00:43:49,421 --> 00:43:50,955
No, it’s not so bad here.

1002
00:43:53,458 --> 00:43:54,592
Papa?

1003
00:43:54,626 --> 00:43:56,394
Papa?

1004
00:43:56,428 --> 00:43:58,129
How come it went dark?

1005
00:43:58,163 --> 00:44:00,699
It’s okay.

1006
00:44:00,732 --> 00:44:01,866
Terry!

1007
00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:03,935
Oh, don’t baby out on me,
tiffy.

1008
00:44:03,968 --> 00:44:06,171
I’m scared.

1009
00:44:06,204 --> 00:44:07,405
Knock-knock.

1010
00:44:07,439 --> 00:44:08,740
Who’s there?

1011
00:44:08,773 --> 00:44:10,442
Hugo.

1012
00:44:10,475 --> 00:44:11,676
Hugo who?

1013
00:44:11,710 --> 00:44:13,945
Hugo upstairs and help me
find a flashlight.

1014
00:44:13,978 --> 00:44:15,980
That’s a good one.

1015
00:44:16,014 --> 00:44:16,948
Yeah.

1016
00:44:16,981 --> 00:44:17,916
Here, i’ll help you.

1017
00:44:17,949 --> 00:44:18,950
Thanks.

1018
00:44:18,983 --> 00:44:22,921
Be careful.

1019
00:44:22,954 --> 00:44:24,789
Boy, it’s dark.

1020
00:44:24,823 --> 00:44:29,160
Yeah, that’s why they call it
a blackout.

1021
00:44:29,194 --> 00:44:32,564
12-year-old Ann putnam
testified against her friends,

1022
00:44:32,597 --> 00:44:35,633
And they were brought to trial
as witches.

1023
00:44:35,667 --> 00:44:39,671
19 people were hanged by the
neck, and one man was pressed

1024
00:44:39,704 --> 00:44:40,905
To death.

1025
00:44:40,939 --> 00:44:45,810
All of this happened between the
years 1692 and 1694 in salem,

1026
00:44:45,844 --> 00:44:47,545
Massachusetts.

1027
00:44:47,579 --> 00:44:50,815
What was that?

1028
00:44:50,849 --> 00:44:52,183
You just stay here, tiffy.

1029
00:44:52,217 --> 00:44:53,818
Okay?

1030
00:45:00,225 --> 00:45:02,494
Terry, i’m scared.

1031
00:45:02,527 --> 00:45:03,495
It’s okay.

1032
00:45:03,528 --> 00:45:05,029
Just a little lightning.

1033
00:45:05,063 --> 00:45:07,932
What was that?

1034
00:45:07,966 --> 00:45:09,601
I don’t know.

1035
00:45:09,634 --> 00:45:15,507
Just be very, very quiet, okay?

1036
00:45:15,540 --> 00:45:17,509
It’s okay.

1037
00:45:17,542 --> 00:45:20,979
No problem.

1038
00:45:21,012 --> 00:45:25,950
It’s all right.

1039
00:45:25,984 --> 00:45:27,752
Got this.

1040
00:45:27,786 --> 00:45:40,498
Okay, here, now you stay there
no matter what, okay?

1041
00:45:40,532 --> 00:45:43,668
David?

1042
00:45:43,701 --> 00:45:45,570
Oh, i’m so sorry.

1043
00:45:45,603 --> 00:45:46,271
I thought you were a burglar.

1044
00:45:46,304 --> 00:45:46,971
I was locked out.

1045
00:45:47,005 --> 00:45:48,273
I had to break in the basement.

1046
00:45:48,306 --> 00:45:49,607
Didn’t you hear me knocking?

1047
00:45:49,641 --> 00:45:50,608
No.

1048
00:45:50,642 --> 00:45:51,509
I’m so sorry.

1049
00:45:51,543 --> 00:45:52,043
Are you hurt?

1050
00:45:52,076 --> 00:45:54,612
I’ll live.

1051
00:45:54,646 --> 00:45:57,582
Can you manage not to kill
anybody until I get the fuse

1052
00:45:57,615 --> 00:45:58,583
Fixed?

1053
00:45:58,616 --> 00:45:59,684
Okay?

1054
00:45:59,717 --> 00:46:01,252
Okay.

1055
00:46:01,286 --> 00:46:02,887
I’m sorry.

1056
00:46:21,139 --> 00:46:22,574
Hello.

1057
00:46:22,607 --> 00:46:24,275
Hey.

1058
00:46:24,309 --> 00:46:25,043
Let me give you a hand here.

1059
00:46:25,076 --> 00:46:26,878
Oh, thanks.

1060
00:46:26,911 --> 00:46:28,980
You know, you’ve got one
heck of a swing there.

1061
00:46:29,013 --> 00:46:30,615
I think I got a lawsuit.

1062
00:46:30,648 --> 00:46:31,449
Oh, yeah?

1063
00:46:31,483 --> 00:46:33,051
Well, i’ll just plead self-
defense.

1064
00:46:33,084 --> 00:46:34,652
You will, will you?

1065
00:46:34,686 --> 00:46:36,754
I guess i’ll let you slide this
time.

1066
00:46:36,788 --> 00:46:38,556
Did you make this?

1067
00:46:38,590 --> 00:46:40,992
Yeah, it’s minestrone, my
mom’s recipe.

1068
00:46:41,025 --> 00:46:43,795
Aha.

1069
00:46:43,828 --> 00:46:45,763
Hmm, not bad.

1070
00:46:45,797 --> 00:46:46,631
Not bad?

1071
00:46:46,664 --> 00:46:47,398
Oh, you don’t want any?

1072
00:46:47,432 --> 00:46:49,033
No, no, no, yes, I do want
it.

1073
00:46:49,067 --> 00:46:51,002
It’s excellent.

1074
00:46:51,035 --> 00:46:56,641
Uh, you’re a great cook.

1075
00:46:56,674 --> 00:46:59,911
Terry, you never finished the
story.

1076
00:46:59,944 --> 00:47:01,746
I forgot all about you,
tiffy.

1077
00:47:01,779 --> 00:47:02,747
Nice babysitting.

1078
00:47:02,780 --> 00:47:05,717
Tell me about the man who was
ironed to death.

1079
00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:06,684
Ironed to death?

1080
00:47:06,718 --> 00:47:08,920
What kind of stories is she
telling you, huh?

1081
00:47:08,953 --> 00:47:11,856
I had a report on the salem
witch trials to do.

1082
00:47:11,890 --> 00:47:13,591
The man was pressed to death.

1083
00:47:13,625 --> 00:47:14,125
Salem witch trials?

1084
00:47:14,158 --> 00:47:15,226
Yeah.

1085
00:47:15,260 --> 00:47:17,629
You should read the play
"The crucible," by Arthur

1086
00:47:17,662 --> 00:47:18,196
Miller.

1087
00:47:18,229 --> 00:47:19,063
Have you heard of that?

1088
00:47:19,097 --> 00:47:19,931
Yeah.

1089
00:47:19,964 --> 00:47:21,099
You read plays?

1090
00:47:21,132 --> 00:47:23,067
I’m hungry.

1091
00:47:23,101 --> 00:47:25,703
Look, just because i’m from
larchmont doesn’t mean I'm a

1092
00:47:25,737 --> 00:47:26,671
Bonehead, all right?

1093
00:47:26,704 --> 00:47:28,139
Oh, no, I didn’t mean that.

1094
00:47:28,172 --> 00:47:29,807
Well, you like Arthur Miller?

1095
00:47:29,841 --> 00:47:31,009
Yeah.

1096
00:47:31,042 --> 00:47:33,378
I think "death of a salesman’s"
gotta be my favorite play.

1097
00:47:33,411 --> 00:47:34,379
Have you read that?

1098
00:47:34,412 --> 00:47:35,947
Well, I just saw a production
of it last year.

1099
00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:36,848
You did?

1100
00:47:36,881 --> 00:47:38,149
Who played willy loman in it?

1101
00:47:38,182 --> 00:47:39,884
Julia rosenbloom.

1102
00:47:39,918 --> 00:47:40,785
Julia what?

1103
00:47:40,818 --> 00:47:43,755
It was at an all-girls’ high
school.

1104
00:47:43,788 --> 00:47:46,057
Did you know that Arthur
Miller was actually married to

1105
00:47:46,090 --> 00:47:47,725
Marilyn Monroe?

1106
00:47:47,759 --> 00:47:48,826
Marilyn-- no.

1107
00:47:48,860 --> 00:47:50,395
Yeah, people were blown away

1108
00:47:50,428 --> 00:47:51,596
By that.

1109
00:47:51,629 --> 00:47:53,665
Yeah, they probably couldn’t
understand why a brilliant

1110
00:47:53,698 --> 00:47:55,133
Playwright would marry some
actress.

1111
00:47:55,166 --> 00:47:56,000
Phone!

1112
00:47:56,034 --> 00:47:58,002
People only knew her from her
movies.

1113
00:47:58,036 --> 00:48:00,838
Isn’t anybody going to get
that phone?

1114
00:48:00,872 --> 00:48:02,941
So you think that Marilyn
Monroe was a lot deeper than she

1115
00:48:02,974 --> 00:48:04,375
Appeared?

1116
00:48:04,409 --> 00:48:05,843
I think everybody is.

1117
00:48:10,248 --> 00:48:11,983
Hi, mom.

1118
00:48:12,016 --> 00:48:13,117
Yeah, the lights are back on.

1119
00:48:13,151 --> 00:48:14,652
Tiffany’s just fine.

1120
00:48:14,686 --> 00:48:17,188
We’re having a little soup here.

1121
00:48:17,221 --> 00:48:20,825
Yeah, that same salt-free,
fat-free, taste-free stuff you

1122
00:48:20,858 --> 00:48:22,894
Always give us.

1123
00:48:22,927 --> 00:48:23,795
What?

1124
00:48:23,828 --> 00:48:24,963
Yeah.

1125
00:48:24,996 --> 00:48:26,064
What?

1126
00:48:26,097 --> 00:48:30,868
♪ you like David
eat your granola bar, okay?

1127
00:48:30,902 --> 00:48:32,637
All right, bye.

1128
00:48:44,248 --> 00:48:46,050
Ah...

1129
00:48:50,288 --> 00:48:52,423
Karen?

1130
00:48:52,457 --> 00:48:54,926
Kar-- Karen!

1131
00:48:54,959 --> 00:48:56,995
Why’d you do that?

1132
00:48:57,028 --> 00:48:58,262
I’m stuck here.

1133
00:48:58,296 --> 00:48:59,430
Sorry.

1134
00:48:59,464 --> 00:49:03,701
Let me get it.

1135
00:49:03,735 --> 00:49:04,235
Ow.

1136
00:49:04,268 --> 00:49:05,937
Thanks.

1137
00:49:05,970 --> 00:49:06,738
Welcome.

1138
00:49:06,771 --> 00:49:08,740
Oh, so you’re talking to me
now?

1139
00:49:08,773 --> 00:49:10,074
I guess so.

1140
00:49:10,108 --> 00:49:12,276
But not in public, and don’t
tell anybody.

1141
00:49:12,310 --> 00:49:13,711
Who am I going to tell?

1142
00:49:13,745 --> 00:49:14,412
Louis?

1143
00:49:14,445 --> 00:49:15,713
He’s
your
friend.

1144
00:49:15,747 --> 00:49:17,048
Yours, too.

1145
00:49:17,081 --> 00:49:18,082
What’s that supposed to mean?

1146
00:49:18,116 --> 00:49:20,251
He has the biggest crush on
you.

1147
00:49:20,284 --> 00:49:21,452
He does?

1148
00:49:21,486 --> 00:49:23,488
He watches everything that
you do.

1149
00:49:23,521 --> 00:49:25,289
Kind of like your mom.

1150
00:49:25,323 --> 00:49:26,824
You noticed?

1151
00:49:26,858 --> 00:49:28,192
Hard to miss.

1152
00:49:28,226 --> 00:49:29,661
She still all over papa?

1153
00:49:29,694 --> 00:49:33,197
If she asks him to take his
pill one more time,
i’m
going to

1154
00:49:33,231 --> 00:49:34,465
Start taking them.

1155
00:49:34,499 --> 00:49:36,934
Fight!

1156
00:49:36,968 --> 00:49:40,038
F-i-g-h-t!

1157
00:49:40,071 --> 00:49:42,173
Tiger fans, yell fight! Fight!

1158
00:49:42,206 --> 00:49:44,108
They’re doing the tigers
cheer wrong.

1159
00:49:44,142 --> 00:49:45,743
Nicole!

1160
00:49:45,777 --> 00:49:49,947
The handsprings go at the end,
not the middle!

1161
00:49:49,981 --> 00:49:51,282
Nice jumpsuits!

1162
00:49:51,315 --> 00:49:56,054
Hey, Karen!

1163
00:49:56,087 --> 00:49:58,222
Maybe you should try out for
mascot!

1164
00:49:58,256 --> 00:50:01,526
You’ve already got the outfit!

1165
00:50:01,559 --> 00:50:05,096
Nice friends you got there.

1166
00:50:05,129 --> 00:50:07,732
Veggies, rice cakes.

1167
00:50:22,980 --> 00:50:25,983
I feel like i’m at a diet camp,
louis.

1168
00:50:26,017 --> 00:50:28,853
Um, Karen?

1169
00:50:28,886 --> 00:50:30,354
What?

1170
00:50:30,388 --> 00:50:35,259
Excuse me.

1171
00:50:35,293 --> 00:50:40,898
Oh, wendy, why don’t you take
the extra seat?

1172
00:50:40,932 --> 00:50:43,534
Sorry, no room.

1173
00:50:43,568 --> 00:50:45,770
Does anyone have a salad they

1174
00:50:55,012 --> 00:50:57,882
Want to trade for a sandwich?

1175
00:50:57,915 --> 00:50:58,883
It’s probably tongue.

1176
00:50:58,916 --> 00:50:59,951
Or pig’s feet.

1177
00:50:59,984 --> 00:51:01,986
I do.

1178
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,103
You’re not eating your
sandwich.

1179
00:51:52,136 --> 00:51:56,607
I’m not hungry.

1180
00:51:56,641 --> 00:51:59,410
You and Chad aren’t on the
outs, are you?

1181
00:51:59,443 --> 00:52:01,879
No, he’s great.

1182
00:52:01,913 --> 00:52:05,049
But I know he wants to be prom
king, and he’ll never make it

1183
00:52:05,082 --> 00:52:05,983
With me.

1184
00:52:06,017 --> 00:52:08,119
Wh-- don’t say that.

1185
00:52:08,152 --> 00:52:09,353
It’s true.

1186
00:52:09,387 --> 00:52:12,023
Even nicole’s treating me like
the kiss of death these days.

1187
00:52:12,056 --> 00:52:14,458
Well, that’ll pass.

1188
00:52:14,492 --> 00:52:17,061
People can be fickle.

1189
00:52:17,094 --> 00:52:19,130
It’s just a fact of life.

1190
00:52:19,163 --> 00:52:21,132
That doesn’t mean it's right.

1191
00:52:21,165 --> 00:52:25,436
No, it doesn’t.

1192
00:52:25,469 --> 00:52:30,341
If it’s any consolation to you,
the ladies league decided

1193
00:52:30,374 --> 00:52:34,378
Against using mama luna’s for
the prom hors d’oeuvres.

1194
00:52:34,412 --> 00:52:37,114
Got a better offer from food
way.

1195
00:52:37,148 --> 00:52:39,350
But the venessis could use
the money.

1196
00:52:39,383 --> 00:52:42,286
I’m sure they could.

1197
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,256
Why do you hate her so much?

1198
00:52:45,289 --> 00:52:46,424
Hate who?

1199
00:52:46,457 --> 00:52:50,094
Terry’s mom.

1200
00:52:50,127 --> 00:52:53,130
I thought the whole idea of the
switch was to learn to get

1201
00:52:53,164 --> 00:52:54,098
Along.

1202
00:52:54,131 --> 00:53:03,307
If Terry and I have to do it,
why don’t you?

1203
00:53:03,341 --> 00:53:05,009
Terry.

1204
00:53:05,042 --> 00:53:06,210
Oh, hi, Karen.

1205
00:53:06,244 --> 00:53:08,045
Oh, i’m sorry.

1206
00:53:08,079 --> 00:53:10,448
We’re not supposed to talk in
public, sorry.

1207
00:53:10,481 --> 00:53:15,319
That doesn’t matter anymore.

1208
00:53:15,353 --> 00:53:17,021
So what are you doing?

1209
00:53:17,054 --> 00:53:20,324
Oh, I had to return a book.

1210
00:53:20,358 --> 00:53:23,728
Oh, new shoes for the prom?

1211
00:53:23,761 --> 00:53:25,129
If I go.

1212
00:53:25,162 --> 00:53:27,265
If you go?

1213
00:53:27,298 --> 00:53:28,199
You have to go.

1214
00:53:28,232 --> 00:53:33,371
You and Chad are going to be
king and queen.

1215
00:53:33,404 --> 00:53:34,505
Are you going?

1216
00:53:34,538 --> 00:53:36,407
Get real.

1217
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,509
Why don’t you take louis?

1218
00:53:38,542 --> 00:53:40,444
Louis isn’t a date.

1219
00:53:40,478 --> 00:53:43,247
He’s more like a... Pet.

1220
00:53:43,281 --> 00:53:48,252
You know, Terry, you could

1221
00:53:48,286 --> 00:53:50,288
Get a date if you wanted to.

1222
00:53:50,321 --> 00:53:53,291
Yeah, in a parallel universe
I could.

1223
00:53:53,324 --> 00:53:55,293
Come here.

1224
00:54:16,380 --> 00:54:17,581
I like it.

1225
00:54:17,615 --> 00:54:19,350
It’s much more elegant than
those things you were wearing.

1226
00:54:19,383 --> 00:54:20,484
Yeah.

1227
00:54:20,518 --> 00:54:23,054
Those.

1228
00:54:36,133 --> 00:54:39,136
But what about lipstick?

1229
00:55:05,262 --> 00:55:06,130
I don’t even know.

1230
00:55:06,163 --> 00:55:07,231
Like mine.

1231
00:55:07,264 --> 00:55:09,367
Okay, what about my hair?

1232
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,536
I mean--
like mine.

1233
00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:14,338
Okay.

1234
00:55:27,284 --> 00:55:30,087
Don’t look now, but you've
just been officially registered

1235
00:55:30,121 --> 00:55:31,155
As competition.

1236
00:55:31,188 --> 00:55:33,557
Is that Terry venessi?

1237
00:55:33,591 --> 00:55:36,093
No!

1238
00:55:36,127 --> 00:55:37,395
Who does she think she is?

1239
00:55:37,428 --> 00:55:44,268
What’s their problem?

1240
00:55:44,301 --> 00:55:45,636
Terry, they’re guys.

1241
00:55:45,669 --> 00:55:47,872
What’s that supposed to mean?

1242
00:55:47,905 --> 00:55:54,545
All they care about is girls
and food.

1243
00:55:54,578 --> 00:55:55,679
Carl?

1244
00:55:55,713 --> 00:55:57,348
Carl, we’re breaking up.

1245
00:55:57,381 --> 00:55:58,616
I’ll call you back.

1246
00:56:04,488 --> 00:56:06,657
Hello.

1247
00:56:06,690 --> 00:56:08,893
Good afternoon.

1248
00:56:08,926 --> 00:56:10,528
Can I help you, miss?

1249
00:56:10,561 --> 00:56:13,631
I’m looking for Grace
venessi.

1250
00:56:13,664 --> 00:56:15,666
Well, who shall I say is--
millie.

1251
00:56:20,638 --> 00:56:23,441
Millie o’brien, right?

1252
00:56:23,474 --> 00:56:25,142
Ah...

1253
00:56:25,176 --> 00:56:26,710
You filled out, eh?

1254
00:56:26,744 --> 00:56:30,681
Well, yes, I guess I did.

1255
00:56:30,714 --> 00:56:33,184
How are you, mr. Tognetti?

1256
00:56:33,217 --> 00:56:35,553
Well, let’s say I'm better
than yesterday, eh?

1257
00:56:35,586 --> 00:56:36,587
Oh.

1258
00:56:36,620 --> 00:56:38,422
No, no, it’s a joke, a joke.

1259
00:56:38,456 --> 00:56:40,157
Oh!

1260
00:56:40,191 --> 00:56:43,327
If I remember right, you used
to like...

1261
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,464
Ah, English toffee.

1262
00:56:46,497 --> 00:56:47,364
Yes.

1263
00:56:47,398 --> 00:56:49,166
Yes, I did.

1264
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,202
But not anymore.

1265
00:56:51,235 --> 00:56:53,437
I-i don’t eat processed sugar.

1266
00:56:53,471 --> 00:56:55,239
Oh, neither do I.

1267
00:56:55,272 --> 00:56:56,240
Oh.

1268
00:56:56,273 --> 00:57:00,277
Um, but if you did, I
wouldn’t tell a soul.

1269
00:57:00,311 --> 00:57:04,715
Uh, it... Used to be right
behind the counter.

1270
00:57:04,748 --> 00:57:06,484
It still is.

1271
00:57:06,517 --> 00:57:13,424
Oh, you know, when phil’s dad

1272
00:57:13,457 --> 00:57:17,761
Ran this place, he used to sneak
me some of that every time I

1273
00:57:17,795 --> 00:57:19,697
Came here to market.

1274
00:57:19,730 --> 00:57:23,267
I don’t know how I stayed so
thin.

1275
00:57:23,300 --> 00:57:25,736
Maybe i’ll have two pieces.

1276
00:57:25,769 --> 00:57:30,674
Mr. T--
mr. Tognetti, are you all right?

1277
00:57:30,708 --> 00:57:32,676
Uh...

1278
00:57:32,710 --> 00:57:35,446
Wait, i’ll get-- I'll get help.

1279
00:57:57,368 --> 00:57:59,703
If he takes his pills, he’s
fine.

1280
00:57:59,737 --> 00:58:01,772
There is no telling him
anything.

1281
00:58:01,805 --> 00:58:02,973
I try, but...

1282
00:58:03,007 --> 00:58:07,511
Papa, it’s late!

1283
00:58:07,545 --> 00:58:12,783
Please keep it down!

1284
00:58:12,816 --> 00:58:16,253
Well, I know what you mean.

1285
00:58:16,287 --> 00:58:17,755
My mother almost drove me crazy.

1286
00:58:17,788 --> 00:58:19,423
She plays the sax, too?

1287
00:58:19,456 --> 00:58:20,824
No.

1288
00:58:20,858 --> 00:58:25,496
I mean, you know, first she

1289
00:58:25,529 --> 00:58:27,264
Wanted to sell her house.

1290
00:58:27,298 --> 00:58:28,465
Then she didn’t.

1291
00:58:28,499 --> 00:58:30,467
Then she wanted to live with
us, but the kids then drove her

1292
00:58:30,501 --> 00:58:31,335
Nuts.

1293
00:58:31,368 --> 00:58:34,338
Finally she found a place that
she loved.

1294
00:58:34,371 --> 00:58:37,041
Would you like me to send you a
brochure?

1295
00:58:37,074 --> 00:58:37,808
Oh, no.

1296
00:58:37,841 --> 00:58:40,744
I could never put papa in a
home.

1297
00:58:40,778 --> 00:58:43,314
Oh, no, this isn’t a home.

1298
00:58:43,347 --> 00:58:45,749
This is one of those leisure
villages.

1299
00:58:45,783 --> 00:58:46,817
You know, golf, tennis.

1300
00:58:46,850 --> 00:58:48,619
My mother loves it.

1301
00:58:48,652 --> 00:58:52,456
Well, forget about papa;
where do I sign up?

1302
00:58:52,489 --> 00:58:58,829
Millie, i’m really sorry about
the other day.

1303
00:58:58,862 --> 00:59:03,400
That makes two of us.

1304
00:59:03,434 --> 00:59:06,470
Oh, no, no cookies for me,
thank you.

1305
00:59:06,503 --> 00:59:08,072
No wonder you’re so skinny.

1306
00:59:08,105 --> 00:59:11,408
You know, in school, oh, how I
envied you.

1307
00:59:11,442 --> 00:59:13,444
You looked so great in jeans.

1308
00:59:13,477 --> 00:59:16,714
Yes, I mean, but you got
breasts in sixth grade.

1309
00:59:16,747 --> 00:59:19,483
No, I got socks in the sixth
grade.

1310
00:59:19,516 --> 00:59:21,385
I didn’t have breasts till the
11th grade.

1311
00:59:21,418 --> 00:59:22,553
Oh!

1312
00:59:22,586 --> 00:59:23,754
I know!

1313
00:59:23,787 --> 00:59:28,659
But you, you got Bruce hagen to
take you to the junior prom.

1314
00:59:28,692 --> 00:59:31,395
Ooh, Bruce hagen?

1315
00:59:31,428 --> 00:59:33,530
Bruce hagen!

1316
00:59:33,564 --> 00:59:37,668
Whatever happened to him?

1317
00:59:37,701 --> 00:59:38,535
Bald.

1318
00:59:38,569 --> 00:59:39,503
No.

1319
00:59:39,536 --> 00:59:42,339
Yes, and he married that
awful Maria Cody.

1320
00:59:42,373 --> 00:59:42,873
No!

1321
00:59:42,906 --> 00:59:43,807
Yes. Yes.

1322
00:59:43,841 --> 00:59:44,842
They have six kids.

1323
00:59:44,875 --> 00:59:45,876
They come in here all the time.

1324
00:59:45,909 --> 00:59:49,613
Maria Cody has six kids?

1325
00:59:49,647 --> 00:59:52,082
Tell me that she kept on all
that weight.

1326
00:59:52,116 --> 00:59:53,117
Skinny.

1327
00:59:53,150 --> 00:59:53,851
Oh!

1328
00:59:53,884 --> 00:59:54,618
Well, I hate her.

1329
00:59:54,652 --> 00:59:56,553
So now will you have a
cookie?

1330
00:59:56,587 --> 00:59:57,454
Are you kidding?

1331
00:59:57,488 --> 00:59:58,622
I’m having two.

1332
00:59:58,656 --> 01:00:01,558
Why, millie!

1333
01:00:01,592 --> 01:00:05,596
Okay, here’s to scrawny Maria

1334
01:00:05,629 --> 01:00:06,530
Cody.

1335
01:00:06,563 --> 01:00:09,433
And here’s to billiard ball
Bruce hagen.

1336
01:00:09,466 --> 01:00:11,335
Okay.

1337
01:00:19,877 --> 01:00:22,813
Hey, David, want to hear a
knock-knock joke?

1338
01:00:22,846 --> 01:00:24,081
Knock-knock.

1339
01:00:24,114 --> 01:00:26,116
When do you think we’re going
to get out of this knock-knock

1340
01:00:26,150 --> 01:00:27,818
Phase, huh?

1341
01:00:27,851 --> 01:00:30,454
Well, Jack, what do you
think?

1342
01:00:30,487 --> 01:00:31,588
I like it.

1343
01:00:31,622 --> 01:00:32,790
It’s too busy.

1344
01:00:32,823 --> 01:00:33,924
Stavros, it’s too busy.

1345
01:00:33,957 --> 01:00:38,662
Morning.

1346
01:00:38,696 --> 01:00:39,730
What?

1347
01:00:39,763 --> 01:00:41,765
Well, good morning to you,
Terry.

1348
01:00:41,799 --> 01:00:43,567
Don’t you look pretty?

1349
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,402
Well, terry’s been shopping.

1350
01:00:45,436 --> 01:00:50,441
Allow me, miss venessi.

1351
01:00:50,474 --> 01:00:55,913
Thank you, mr. Ridgeway.

1352
01:00:55,946 --> 01:00:59,583
David looks like he ate chili
peppers.

1353
01:00:59,616 --> 01:01:00,684
Hush, tiffy.

1354
01:01:00,718 --> 01:01:04,588
You know, um, just school if
you want, uh, my car.

1355
01:01:04,621 --> 01:01:06,590
No problem.

1356
01:01:06,623 --> 01:01:09,827
Try a verb, son.

1357
01:01:09,860 --> 01:01:11,995
Thanks for the help, dad.

1358
01:01:19,203 --> 01:01:22,573
I guess I was going to always
be a biochemical engineer.

1359
01:01:22,606 --> 01:01:24,908
Except for that one time when I
thought I was sure I would be an

1360
01:01:24,942 --> 01:01:26,176
Astronaut.

1361
01:01:26,210 --> 01:01:27,244
Or a ballerina.

1362
01:01:27,277 --> 01:01:30,781
I used to dance around the deli
in this little tutu.

1363
01:01:30,814 --> 01:01:33,751
I guess i’m talking too much,
aren’t I?

1364
01:01:33,784 --> 01:01:35,652
No, not at all.

1365
01:01:35,686 --> 01:01:37,988
Well, what, then?

1366
01:01:38,021 --> 01:01:40,858
I think you’d make a great
astronaut.

1367
01:01:40,891 --> 01:01:44,795
Or a ballerina.

1368
01:01:44,828 --> 01:01:45,896
Oh, my gosh.

1369
01:01:45,929 --> 01:01:49,466
Is that Terry in david’s car?

1370
01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:50,868
Yeah, right.

1371
01:01:50,901 --> 01:01:52,035
Hey, David, car?

1372
01:01:52,069 --> 01:01:54,571
Oh, my gosh, it is!

1373
01:01:54,605 --> 01:01:55,539
Hey, David!

1374
01:01:55,572 --> 01:01:56,907
Who’s the babe in your car?

1375
01:02:20,864 --> 01:02:24,501
My mom says karen’s mom used
to live on walnut lane.

1376
01:02:24,535 --> 01:02:28,806
No wonder Terry is karen’s new
best friend.

1377
01:02:28,839 --> 01:02:32,743
The one I feel sorry for is
Chad.

1378
01:02:32,776 --> 01:02:34,611
Looks great.

1379
01:02:34,645 --> 01:02:37,047
Mr. Balfour, would it be okay
if Terry joined the prom

1380
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:38,182
Committee?

1381
01:02:38,215 --> 01:02:41,718
Sure, sure, we could use as
many people as we can get.

1382
01:02:41,752 --> 01:02:44,655
As a matter of fact, we’re kind
of short on chaperones.

1383
01:02:44,688 --> 01:02:46,757
You think maybe your mother
might be interested?

1384
01:02:46,790 --> 01:02:47,624
I could ask her.

1385
01:02:47,658 --> 01:02:50,060
Great, great, have her give
me a call.

1386
01:02:50,093 --> 01:02:54,832
Or better yet, Karen, why don’t
you have her give me a call?

1387
01:02:54,865 --> 01:02:56,900
Hi, Karen.

1388
01:02:56,934 --> 01:02:59,002
Terry, love the hair.

1389
01:02:59,036 --> 01:03:00,971
It’s so... Poofy.

1390
01:03:01,004 --> 01:03:02,940
Thanks.

1391
01:03:02,973 --> 01:03:04,208
Nicole...

1392
01:03:04,241 --> 01:03:08,679
You know, I hate to bring it
up, Terry, but prom committee is

1393
01:03:08,712 --> 01:03:11,782
Just for people who are actually
going to the prom.

1394
01:03:11,815 --> 01:03:13,016
Terry
is
going.

1395
01:03:13,050 --> 01:03:13,917
I am?

1396
01:03:13,951 --> 01:03:14,885
Sure, you are.

1397
01:03:14,918 --> 01:03:16,086
Oh, really?

1398
01:03:16,119 --> 01:03:17,020
With who?

1399
01:03:17,054 --> 01:03:18,922
Whom.

1400
01:03:18,956 --> 01:03:20,958
Either way, the committee is
full.

1401
01:03:20,991 --> 01:03:21,892
Says who?

1402
01:03:21,925 --> 01:03:22,860
Whom.

1403
01:03:22,893 --> 01:03:23,994
And it doesn’t matter.

1404
01:03:24,027 --> 01:03:26,964
Terry should just leave.

1405
01:03:26,997 --> 01:03:30,601
Terry has just as much right
to be here as anybody else.

1406
01:03:30,634 --> 01:03:33,804
It’s nice you've made Terry
your little project, Karen, but

1407
01:03:33,837 --> 01:03:37,941
Getting your brother to drive
her down the street, that won’t

1408
01:03:37,975 --> 01:03:40,777
Make her something she’s clearly
not.

1409
01:03:40,811 --> 01:03:42,713
Excuse me.

1410
01:03:42,746 --> 01:03:45,782
Terry!

1411
01:03:45,816 --> 01:03:48,819
Okay, guys, I found some cool
old gangster photos.

1412
01:03:48,852 --> 01:03:50,654
Maybe we can blow them up or
something.

1413
01:03:50,687 --> 01:03:51,688
Where’s Karen?

1414
01:03:51,722 --> 01:03:54,725
I told her I would meet her
here.

1415
01:03:54,758 --> 01:03:57,895
She left.

1416
01:03:57,928 --> 01:04:00,063
Oh, but wait, Chad, um...

1417
01:04:00,097 --> 01:04:12,809
I do need some help with the
prom ballots.

1418
01:04:12,843 --> 01:04:15,946
There’s some bottles down
there.

1419
01:04:15,979 --> 01:04:18,615
Look, Terry, don’t let Nicole
get to you.

1420
01:04:18,649 --> 01:04:19,816
Why not?

1421
01:04:19,850 --> 01:04:20,918
She’s right.

1422
01:04:20,951 --> 01:04:21,818
No, she’s not.

1423
01:04:21,852 --> 01:04:22,953
You can do whatever you want.

1424
01:04:22,986 --> 01:04:25,722
Yeah, well, maybe prom
committee isn’t what I want.

1425
01:04:25,756 --> 01:04:27,858
I thought we had fun at the
mall.

1426
01:04:27,891 --> 01:04:31,361
We did, but--
then what’s your problem?

1427
01:04:31,395 --> 01:04:34,965
Karen, I appreciate
everything you’ve done, but stop

1428
01:04:34,998 --> 01:04:37,401
Trying to turn me into someone
you can be seen with.

1429
01:04:37,434 --> 01:04:39,703
You think that’s what I'm
trying to do?

1430
01:04:39,736 --> 01:04:42,039
I don’t belong with a bunch
of cheerleaders.

1431
01:04:42,072 --> 01:04:43,173
Those are your friends.

1432
01:04:43,206 --> 01:04:44,975
Not anymore.

1433
01:04:45,008 --> 01:04:48,645
I don’t even know why I ever
liked Nicole.

1434
01:04:48,679 --> 01:04:49,980
She’s so mean.

1435
01:04:50,013 --> 01:04:51,848
Yeah, well, get used to it.

1436
01:04:51,882 --> 01:04:54,785
You’re walking in my shoes now,
remember?

1437
01:04:54,818 --> 01:04:58,922
And you’re walking in mine.

1438
01:04:58,956 --> 01:05:01,792
You’ve got to admit, they're a
lot cuter than the ones you had

1439
01:05:01,825 --> 01:05:03,860
Before.

1440
01:05:03,894 --> 01:05:13,937
Yeah, but maybe they don’t
fit.

1441
01:05:13,937 --> 01:05:34,925
Yeah, but maybe they don’t
fit.

1442
01:05:34,958 --> 01:05:36,793
How’s it look, huh?

1443
01:05:36,827 --> 01:05:37,694
Pretty good.

1444
01:05:37,728 --> 01:05:38,228
Pretty good?

1445
01:05:38,261 --> 01:05:41,198
Yo-ho-ho.

1446
01:05:41,231 --> 01:05:43,767
Terry, you got new clothes.

1447
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:46,436
You look pretty.

1448
01:05:46,470 --> 01:05:48,438
Want to play dress-up?

1449
01:05:48,472 --> 01:05:52,042
Oh, I can’t, tiffy, I have
an English report to do.

1450
01:05:52,075 --> 01:05:54,845
That’s a nice mustache, captain
hook.

1451
01:05:54,878 --> 01:05:57,914
Sure, Carl, if i’m elected
ladies league president, I will

1452
01:05:57,948 --> 01:06:00,884
Plug larchmont real estate every
single chance I get.

1453
01:06:00,917 --> 01:06:01,952
Uh-huh, yeah.

1454
01:06:01,985 --> 01:06:02,853
Well, bye.

1455
01:06:02,886 --> 01:06:03,920
Well, hello, everybody.

1456
01:06:03,954 --> 01:06:04,921
Hi, mom.

1457
01:06:04,955 --> 01:06:06,189
Ooh, stavros.

1458
01:06:06,223 --> 01:06:08,825
Ooh, horrible.

1459
01:06:08,859 --> 01:06:11,061
Oh, Terry, oh, i’m glad you're
here.

1460
01:06:11,094 --> 01:06:13,163
I have a league meeting tonight,
so you’re babysitting.

1461
01:06:13,196 --> 01:06:14,264
Ooh, I can’t.

1462
01:06:14,297 --> 01:06:16,500
Tiffy, honey, you have
lipstick all over your face.

1463
01:06:16,533 --> 01:06:17,267
It’s makeup.

1464
01:06:17,300 --> 01:06:19,136
I have an English report to
do.

1465
01:06:19,169 --> 01:06:21,004
Your meeting wasn’t on the
calendar.

1466
01:06:21,038 --> 01:06:22,839
I know, I forgot to write it
down.

1467
01:06:22,873 --> 01:06:24,274
Well, this week has been so
crazy.

1468
01:06:24,307 --> 01:06:26,209
I’m sorry, but I can't.

1469
01:06:26,243 --> 01:06:29,079
I don’t think you understand,
Terry.

1470
01:06:29,112 --> 01:06:31,248
I really need you to babysit
tonight.

1471
01:06:31,281 --> 01:06:33,283
Hello, is stavros there?

1472
01:06:33,316 --> 01:06:34,818
What about David?

1473
01:06:34,851 --> 01:06:37,988
What about mr. Ridgeway?

1474
01:06:38,021 --> 01:06:41,925
Uh, ask him to call mrs.
Ridgeway, thank you.

1475
01:06:41,958 --> 01:06:43,260
David and Jack are busy.

1476
01:06:43,293 --> 01:06:44,861
Well, so am I!

1477
01:06:44,895 --> 01:06:46,797
I need to do my homework!

1478
01:06:46,830 --> 01:06:48,065
No wonder karen’s flunking out.

1479
01:06:48,098 --> 01:06:51,134
Maybe if you were home once in a
while, Karen could get some work

1480
01:06:51,168 --> 01:06:51,835
Done.

1481
01:06:51,868 --> 01:06:53,804
She covers for you all the time.

1482
01:06:53,837 --> 01:06:55,072
I mean, karen’s not tiffy's mom.

1483
01:06:55,105 --> 01:06:59,109
You are.

1484
01:06:59,142 --> 01:07:00,911
I’ll stay with tiff, mom.

1485
01:07:00,944 --> 01:07:03,113
I can help tony with his
speakers some other night.

1486
01:07:03,146 --> 01:07:04,815
Come on.

1487
01:07:10,287 --> 01:07:13,323
And when your mother left for
college, I started working right

1488
01:07:13,356 --> 01:07:14,491
Away.

1489
01:07:14,524 --> 01:07:18,995
I would like to have gone, yeah,
but my grades, the money.

1490
01:07:19,029 --> 01:07:21,131
Princess, where’s the rice
cakes?

1491
01:07:21,164 --> 01:07:22,933
Oh, in the cabinet by the
sink.

1492
01:07:22,966 --> 01:07:23,867
Good, thanks.

1493
01:07:23,900 --> 01:07:25,802
You’re not going to eat them,
are you?

1494
01:07:25,836 --> 01:07:28,572
Yeah, rice cakes are good
for you.

1495
01:07:28,605 --> 01:07:31,174
You see, you take your rice
cake, then you take your

1496
01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:34,144
Lettuce, then you take your
tomato, and then I take my

1497
01:07:34,177 --> 01:07:35,812
Cheese.

1498
01:07:35,846 --> 01:07:38,248
You see, the cheese is balanced
by the fiber in the rice cake.

1499
01:07:38,281 --> 01:07:40,250
You’ll learn about fiber when
you get older,

1500
01:07:40,283 --> 01:07:41,384
I can’t wait.

1501
01:07:41,418 --> 01:07:42,219
You’ll see.

1502
01:07:42,252 --> 01:07:46,890
He’s funny, pop, huh?

1503
01:07:46,923 --> 01:07:48,158
What’s the matter?

1504
01:07:48,191 --> 01:07:49,860
You don’t look good.

1505
01:07:49,893 --> 01:07:51,128
Mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh.

1506
01:07:51,161 --> 01:07:53,296
You’ve had this dark cloud over
your head since you came home

1507
01:07:53,330 --> 01:07:54,197
Today.

1508
01:07:54,231 --> 01:07:57,234
What’s going on?

1509
01:07:57,267 --> 01:07:59,369
I think Terry hates me.

1510
01:07:59,402 --> 01:08:02,372
I tried to help her, and--
how?

1511
01:08:02,405 --> 01:08:04,107
How did you help her?

1512
01:08:04,141 --> 01:08:07,277
You know, fix herself up,
new clothes, new hair.

1513
01:08:07,310 --> 01:08:08,311
Really?

1514
01:08:08,345 --> 01:08:09,846
How does she look?

1515
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:11,314
In... Credible.

1516
01:08:11,348 --> 01:08:14,384
She could even get a date to the
prom if she wanted.

1517
01:08:14,417 --> 01:08:17,587
But it’s like she won't even
try.

1518
01:08:17,621 --> 01:08:20,023
I know.

1519
01:08:20,056 --> 01:08:22,959
Oh, mr. Balfour wants
chaperones for the prom.

1520
01:08:22,993 --> 01:08:23,927
He says you should call him.

1521
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:26,396
Mnh-mnh, no, I can’t
chaperone the prom.

1522
01:08:26,429 --> 01:08:28,131
Why not?

1523
01:08:28,165 --> 01:08:29,966
Because.

1524
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,035
Because.

1525
01:08:32,068 --> 01:08:33,370
Uh...

1526
01:08:38,275 --> 01:08:41,278
I’ll think about it.

1527
01:08:41,311 --> 01:08:43,079
The prom.

1528
01:08:51,388 --> 01:08:55,192
Well, it’s nice to see
someone using karen’s computer.

1529
01:08:55,225 --> 01:08:56,326
I’m working.

1530
01:08:56,359 --> 01:08:57,928
Yeah, so am I.

1531
01:08:57,961 --> 01:08:59,362
I’m the official babysitter.

1532
01:08:59,396 --> 01:09:02,132
It’s my job to make sure you're
alive.

1533
01:09:02,165 --> 01:09:04,901
I’m alive.

1534
01:09:04,935 --> 01:09:09,172
Look, I just wanted to let
you know that I thought you were

1535
01:09:09,206 --> 01:09:11,107
Great with mom before.

1536
01:09:11,141 --> 01:09:15,011
Karen doesn’t stick up for
herself enough, and, you know,

1537
01:09:15,045 --> 01:09:18,949
Mom’s great, but sometimes she
tries to do too much.

1538
01:09:18,982 --> 01:09:20,217
Thanks.

1539
01:09:26,323 --> 01:09:30,260
What?

1540
01:09:30,293 --> 01:09:32,395
You look-- you look great.

1541
01:09:32,429 --> 01:09:34,264
You guys are all the same.

1542
01:09:34,297 --> 01:09:35,131
How so?

1543
01:09:35,165 --> 01:09:37,701
You gravitate to the shiniest
object.

1544
01:09:37,734 --> 01:09:39,135
Like grunion.

1545
01:09:39,169 --> 01:09:41,404
I do not gravitate to shiny
girls.

1546
01:09:41,438 --> 01:09:45,408
I gravitate to smart minds.

1547
01:09:45,442 --> 01:09:47,711
In short skirts.

1548
01:09:47,744 --> 01:09:49,212
Busted.

1549
01:09:54,251 --> 01:09:57,487
Can I ask you something?

1550
01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:00,423
Did Karen ask you to drive me to
school?

1551
01:10:00,457 --> 01:10:02,158
What?

1552
01:10:02,192 --> 01:10:03,059
She did, didn’t she?

1553
01:10:03,093 --> 01:10:04,294
No.

1554
01:10:04,327 --> 01:10:07,264
Is that why you’re acting so
weird?

1555
01:10:07,297 --> 01:10:08,431
I’m not acting weird.

1556
01:10:08,465 --> 01:10:10,267
Nicole cornered me at prom
committee--

1557
01:10:10,300 --> 01:10:11,201
Wait a minute, Nicole?

1558
01:10:11,234 --> 01:10:12,102
Say no more.

1559
01:10:12,135 --> 01:10:16,339
That girl’s bad news.

1560
01:10:16,373 --> 01:10:18,308
What were you doing at the prom
committee?

1561
01:10:18,341 --> 01:10:19,175
I don’t know.

1562
01:10:19,209 --> 01:10:20,176
Karen dragged me.

1563
01:10:20,210 --> 01:10:23,146
You can’t even be there unless
you’re going.

1564
01:10:23,179 --> 01:10:24,147
Are you?

1565
01:10:24,180 --> 01:10:26,549
Kind of hard to go to the
prom without a date.

1566
01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:28,151
Well, then, get one.

1567
01:10:28,184 --> 01:10:30,186
Yeah, how am I supposed to do
that?

1568
01:10:30,220 --> 01:10:34,391
The only guy who talks to me at
school is louis, and he’s...

1569
01:10:34,424 --> 01:10:35,759
Louis.

1570
01:10:35,792 --> 01:10:40,130
So ask somebody else.

1571
01:10:40,163 --> 01:10:42,399
Sure, no problem.

1572
01:10:42,432 --> 01:10:45,135
If you don’t mind, I have to
analyze the irony in "gift of

1573
01:10:45,168 --> 01:10:47,537
The magi."

1574
01:10:47,570 --> 01:10:51,408
Look, Terry, it’s really no
big deal.

1575
01:10:51,441 --> 01:10:54,344
You just walk up to the guy that
you want.

1576
01:10:54,377 --> 01:10:57,414
You say, "hi, you don’t know me
very well, but I was wondering

1577
01:10:57,447 --> 01:11:00,483
If you’d like to go to the prom
with me."

1578
01:11:00,517 --> 01:11:04,287
Yeah, and then he says,
"Sure, but first can I drop you

1579
01:11:04,321 --> 01:11:06,556
Off at the insane asylum?"
no, no, he won’t.

1580
01:11:06,589 --> 01:11:08,358
Go ahead and just try it.

1581
01:11:08,391 --> 01:11:10,560
Try it, practice on me.

1582
01:11:10,593 --> 01:11:13,496
Go ahead.

1583
01:11:13,530 --> 01:11:17,367
Hi, you don’t know me very
well, but I was wondering if

1584
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:20,170
You’d like to go to the prom
with me.

1585
01:11:20,203 --> 01:11:21,304
Love to.

1586
01:11:21,338 --> 01:11:23,473
Yeah, like he’d really say
that.

1587
01:11:23,506 --> 01:11:26,109
I would.

1588
01:11:26,142 --> 01:11:29,546
Just did.

1589
01:11:29,579 --> 01:11:33,416
You want me to go to the prom
with you?

1590
01:11:33,450 --> 01:11:37,187
Would you?

1591
01:11:37,220 --> 01:11:40,156
Only if you wear that pirate
hat.

1592
01:11:40,190 --> 01:11:43,526
I was kidding.

1593
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:45,161
Yeah, I know.

1594
01:11:45,195 --> 01:11:47,797
So is that a yes?

1595
01:11:47,831 --> 01:11:48,832
Yes.

1596
01:11:48,865 --> 01:11:49,566
Yes?

1597
01:11:49,599 --> 01:11:51,101
Good.

1598
01:12:01,177 --> 01:12:02,145
Oh, come on, Chad.

1599
01:12:02,178 --> 01:12:04,581
I know you want to go to the
Boyz II Men concert.

1600
01:12:04,614 --> 01:12:06,549
Just-- just let me think
about it.

1601
01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:10,820
All right.

1602
01:12:10,854 --> 01:12:12,555
Think about it.

1603
01:12:16,126 --> 01:12:17,560
Karen!

1604
01:12:17,594 --> 01:12:20,463
Karen, i-i can explain.

1605
01:12:27,337 --> 01:12:29,239
Come on, come on, your wife’s
calling.

1606
01:12:29,272 --> 01:12:30,073
Come on, get over here.

1607
01:12:30,106 --> 01:12:34,210
You’ll get even tomorrow,
all right?

1608
01:12:34,244 --> 01:12:36,546
But Karen won’t even talk to
me.

1609
01:12:36,579 --> 01:12:38,681
Yeah, I wouldn’t either if
you were going out with Nicole.

1610
01:12:38,715 --> 01:12:39,649
I’m not.

1611
01:12:39,682 --> 01:12:41,351
All I said was I would think
about the concert.

1612
01:12:41,384 --> 01:12:43,153
Yeah, and then you kissed
her.

1613
01:12:43,186 --> 01:12:43,887
She kissed me.

1614
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:45,188
I didn’t kiss her.

1615
01:12:45,221 --> 01:12:46,356
Whatever.

1616
01:12:46,389 --> 01:12:49,526
Please, just give her this
for me.

1617
01:12:49,559 --> 01:12:50,460
Hey, louis.

1618
01:12:50,493 --> 01:12:52,228
Hey, Terry.

1619
01:12:52,262 --> 01:12:53,430
I won, I won, I won.

1620
01:12:53,463 --> 01:12:55,365
It’s better than losing all the
time.

1621
01:12:55,398 --> 01:12:56,533
I won, I won, I won.

1622
01:12:56,566 --> 01:12:58,601
Playing a little poker?

1623
01:12:58,635 --> 01:12:59,669
Hey, look who’s here!

1624
01:12:59,702 --> 01:13:01,438
How you doing?

1625
01:13:01,471 --> 01:13:03,673
Hey, Grace, look who’s here,
huh?

1626
01:13:03,706 --> 01:13:04,441
Hey, ma!

1627
01:13:04,474 --> 01:13:07,210
With her dress and
everything.

1628
01:13:07,243 --> 01:13:08,311
Hiya, baby.

1629
01:13:08,344 --> 01:13:13,316
Hi.
Hey, look at you.

1630
01:13:13,349 --> 01:13:14,451
Oh, my goodness.

1631
01:13:14,484 --> 01:13:16,319
Karen told me about the hair,
but that skirt is a little

1632
01:13:16,352 --> 01:13:17,320
Short.

1633
01:13:17,353 --> 01:13:18,721
Oh, yeah, well, that’s how
they wear them.

1634
01:13:18,755 --> 01:13:20,490
When did we get tables out
front?

1635
01:13:20,523 --> 01:13:22,392
Oh, mr. Porcella had a garage
sale.

1636
01:13:22,425 --> 01:13:23,460
Are those army boots?

1637
01:13:23,493 --> 01:13:24,627
No.

1638
01:13:24,661 --> 01:13:25,695
What’s wrong?

1639
01:13:25,728 --> 01:13:26,663
Nothing.

1640
01:13:26,696 --> 01:13:29,365
So, to what do we owe the honor
of this visit?

1641
01:13:29,399 --> 01:13:32,435
Oh, Chad wanted me to give
this to Karen, and i’m going to

1642
01:13:32,469 --> 01:13:34,504
The prom, so I was wondering if
maybe--

1643
01:13:34,537 --> 01:13:37,240
Hey, you’re going to the
prom?

1644
01:13:37,273 --> 01:13:38,908
Yeah.

1645
01:13:38,942 --> 01:13:40,510
What, don’t you believe me?

1646
01:13:40,543 --> 01:13:42,712
Sure, of course I believe
you.

1647
01:13:42,745 --> 01:13:43,713
With who?

1648
01:13:43,746 --> 01:13:45,682
David, karen’s brother.

1649
01:13:45,715 --> 01:13:46,649
He’s older than you.

1650
01:13:46,683 --> 01:13:48,184
Yeah, I know.

1651
01:13:48,218 --> 01:13:48,818
I like him.

1652
01:13:48,852 --> 01:13:50,553
Hear that?

1653
01:13:50,587 --> 01:13:51,488
He’s older than her.

1654
01:13:51,521 --> 01:13:52,388
She likes him.

1655
01:13:52,422 --> 01:13:53,623
I don’t know about this.

1656
01:13:53,656 --> 01:13:56,626
What do you mean you don’t
know about this?

1657
01:13:56,659 --> 01:13:58,695
I’m going to the prom whether
you like it or not, ma.

1658
01:13:58,728 --> 01:14:00,697
Don’t you talk to me like
that.

1659
01:14:00,730 --> 01:14:02,665
Well, you’re talking to me
like that.

1660
01:14:02,699 --> 01:14:04,601
I only came over here to see if
you might want to shop for a

1661
01:14:04,634 --> 01:14:06,569
Prom dress with me, but now
you don’t even want me to go.

1662
01:14:06,603 --> 01:14:08,404
No, Terry, that is not what I
meant!

1663
01:14:08,438 --> 01:14:10,540
Ever since dad died, mom, all
you do is work.

1664
01:14:10,573 --> 01:14:13,276
You say no to everything all
the time.

1665
01:14:13,309 --> 01:14:15,411
Well, if that’s what you want,
fine, spend the rest of your

1666
01:14:15,445 --> 01:14:18,481
Life slicing salami and nagging
pop about whether or not he took

1667
01:14:18,515 --> 01:14:19,682
His pill.

1668
01:14:19,716 --> 01:14:21,618
I’m going to the prom with
David, mom, and you can’t stop

1669
01:14:21,651 --> 01:14:25,555
Me!

1670
01:14:25,588 --> 01:14:29,526
What was that all about?

1671
01:14:29,559 --> 01:14:31,528
That was Terry growing up.

1672
01:14:42,605 --> 01:14:44,507
No, no.

1673
01:14:44,541 --> 01:14:46,576
No, no, leave it alone.

1674
01:14:46,609 --> 01:14:47,577
Play the ace!

1675
01:14:47,610 --> 01:14:50,313
The name of the game is
solitaire, all right?

1676
01:14:50,346 --> 01:14:51,514
Leave it alone.

1677
01:14:51,548 --> 01:14:53,583
Have some cake, and then you
open the present from Chad.

1678
01:14:53,616 --> 01:14:56,352
I am never opening his
present.

1679
01:14:56,386 --> 01:14:58,488
But I am going to eat that
entire cake.

1680
01:14:58,521 --> 01:14:59,389
Good.

1681
01:14:59,422 --> 01:15:01,324
Oh, listen, i’ve got to get
ready to go.

1682
01:15:01,357 --> 01:15:02,292
Got a hot date, huh?

1683
01:15:02,325 --> 01:15:03,426
No, p.t.a.

1684
01:15:03,459 --> 01:15:04,594
Play the ace, pop.

1685
01:15:04,627 --> 01:15:05,461
Play the ace.

1686
01:15:05,495 --> 01:15:06,529
Everybody plays solitaire.

1687
01:15:06,563 --> 01:15:08,631
Everybody plays solitaire.

1688
01:15:08,665 --> 01:15:12,368
You know, she never goes
anywhere anymore.

1689
01:15:12,402 --> 01:15:13,503
And I know why.

1690
01:15:13,536 --> 01:15:14,404
It’s because of me.

1691
01:15:14,437 --> 01:15:15,204
No, it’s not.

1692
01:15:15,238 --> 01:15:16,739
Yeah, don’t tell me,
princess.

1693
01:15:16,773 --> 01:15:18,741
I’ve been around here a little
too long.

1694
01:15:18,775 --> 01:15:20,743
You know, she’s starting to
think of me as the man of the

1695
01:15:20,777 --> 01:15:21,644
House.

1696
01:15:21,678 --> 01:15:22,612
That’s,
non sta bene.

1697
01:15:22,645 --> 01:15:23,446
That’s no good.

1698
01:15:23,479 --> 01:15:25,481
Want to see what I found in her
mail?

1699
01:15:25,515 --> 01:15:26,616
You opened her mail?

1700
01:15:26,649 --> 01:15:27,483
Ooh.

1701
01:15:27,517 --> 01:15:28,284
So i’m nosey.

1702
01:15:28,318 --> 01:15:30,019
What are you going to do, arrest
me?

1703
01:15:30,053 --> 01:15:31,721
Look at that.

1704
01:15:31,754 --> 01:15:32,722
Laurel estates.

1705
01:15:32,755 --> 01:15:33,856
This is where my gran lives.

1706
01:15:33,890 --> 01:15:35,458
It’s great.

1707
01:15:35,491 --> 01:15:37,026
They have mambo class and
everything.

1708
01:15:37,060 --> 01:15:38,227
Mambo class and everything?

1709
01:15:38,261 --> 01:15:41,798
Do you think these people can
still shake it to tito puente?

1710
01:15:41,831 --> 01:15:45,602
You’re worried that mrs.

1711
01:15:45,635 --> 01:15:47,303
Venessi wants to send you there.

1712
01:15:47,337 --> 01:15:49,505
Princess, nobody sends me
anywhere.

1713
01:15:49,539 --> 01:15:52,375
I may be losing a few of my top
notes, but I still know the

1714
01:15:52,408 --> 01:15:53,576
Tempo.

1715
01:15:53,610 --> 01:15:56,579
You got to know when to blow,
and always leave them wanting

1716
01:15:56,613 --> 01:15:58,414
More, that’s my motto.

1717
01:15:58,448 --> 01:15:59,382
I like that.

1718
01:15:59,415 --> 01:16:00,483
You like that?

1719
01:16:00,516 --> 01:16:02,552
Give me five.

1720
01:16:02,585 --> 01:16:05,722
Okay, you two, listen, tell
me the truth.

1721
01:16:05,755 --> 01:16:06,422
How do I look?

1722
01:16:06,456 --> 01:16:07,657
Mrs. Venessi, you look great.

1723
01:16:07,690 --> 01:16:08,725
Okay? All right.

1724
01:16:08,758 --> 01:16:11,361
My gracie cleans up good
when she wants to, huh?

1725
01:16:11,394 --> 01:16:12,662
I won’t be long, papa.

1726
01:16:12,695 --> 01:16:13,896
Take your time.

1727
01:16:13,930 --> 01:16:15,632
What, are you going to rush
back? You’re going to come back

1728
01:16:15,665 --> 01:16:16,432
To look at me playing cards?

1729
01:16:16,466 --> 01:16:19,702
Have some fun, for crying out
loud.

1730
01:16:19,736 --> 01:16:22,538
Okay, princess.

1731
01:16:22,572 --> 01:16:23,806
This is it.

1732
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:24,841
You play poker?

1733
01:16:24,874 --> 01:16:26,809
Yeah, I beat David all the
time.

1734
01:16:26,843 --> 01:16:27,510
You do?

1735
01:16:27,543 --> 01:16:29,345
Let’s see if you can beat me.

1736
01:16:29,379 --> 01:16:31,714
The name of the game is seven
card stud, nothing wild.

1737
01:16:31,748 --> 01:16:32,582
Okay.

1738
01:16:32,615 --> 01:16:34,417
If you win, you get to eat
the cake.

1739
01:16:34,450 --> 01:16:37,820
I win, you open chad’s present,
right?

1740
01:16:37,854 --> 01:16:39,422
Deal?

1741
01:16:39,455 --> 01:16:40,089
Deal.

1742
01:16:40,123 --> 01:16:41,591
Deal.

1743
01:16:46,729 --> 01:16:49,098
Okay, poker face, what do you
got?

1744
01:16:49,132 --> 01:16:50,533
Three tens.

1745
01:16:50,566 --> 01:16:52,802
Oh...

1746
01:16:52,835 --> 01:16:54,137
Read ’em and weep.

1747
01:16:54,170 --> 01:16:55,905
All diamonds.

1748
01:16:55,938 --> 01:17:04,714
Okay, open the present.

1749
01:17:04,747 --> 01:17:06,549
Oh, look.

1750
01:17:06,582 --> 01:17:13,122
It’s a little king and queen
dancing.

1751
01:17:13,156 --> 01:17:14,924
Where you going?

1752
01:17:14,957 --> 01:17:18,394
I never eavesdrop on private
phone conversations.

1753
01:17:18,428 --> 01:17:21,397
Put Chad out of his misery,
okay?

1754
01:17:21,431 --> 01:17:23,800
Thank goodness I won one.

1755
01:17:23,833 --> 01:17:25,935
I let you win.

1756
01:17:25,968 --> 01:17:27,737
I know.

1757
01:17:32,175 --> 01:17:33,810
Hi, Chad?

1758
01:17:33,843 --> 01:17:37,613
Yeah, I love it.

1759
01:17:37,647 --> 01:17:40,683
Of course i’ll go.

1760
01:17:40,717 --> 01:17:42,585
Only two more days.

1761
01:17:42,618 --> 01:17:43,753
Hard to believe.

1762
01:17:43,786 --> 01:17:45,888
Yeah, it’s kind of nice
having the prom at the end of

1763
01:17:45,922 --> 01:17:46,756
It, though.

1764
01:17:46,789 --> 01:17:49,559
Nervous about the election?

1765
01:17:49,592 --> 01:17:50,960
Not really.

1766
01:17:50,993 --> 01:17:52,628
You know what’s weird?

1767
01:17:52,662 --> 01:17:55,698
I don’t care if I'm prom queen
anymore.

1768
01:17:55,732 --> 01:17:57,500
So much has gone on this month.

1769
01:17:57,533 --> 01:17:58,634
Yeah, tell me about it.

1770
01:17:58,668 --> 01:18:01,504
Your kitchen’s probably been
about 17 colors already.

1771
01:18:01,537 --> 01:18:02,305
Guess what?

1772
01:18:02,338 --> 01:18:03,906
Your mom volunteered to be
chaperone.

1773
01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:04,974
You’re kidding.

1774
01:18:05,007 --> 01:18:08,611
No, you really shook her up
the other day, Terry.

1775
01:18:08,644 --> 01:18:11,748
You know, it’s not easy for her
running that deli and worrying

1776
01:18:11,781 --> 01:18:13,216
About your grandpa all the time.

1777
01:18:13,249 --> 01:18:14,851
I know.

1778
01:18:14,884 --> 01:18:16,552
But she just makes me so mad.

1779
01:18:16,586 --> 01:18:18,454
You know, it’s like she thinks
i’m her.

1780
01:18:18,488 --> 01:18:20,656
Just because she’s cold, I've
got to put on a sweater, you

1781
01:18:20,690 --> 01:18:21,557
Know?

1782
01:18:21,591 --> 01:18:23,226
Terry, she’s your mom.

1783
01:18:23,259 --> 01:18:26,562
She’s always going to treat you
like a baby.

1784
01:18:26,596 --> 01:18:27,930
At least she’s there for you.

1785
01:18:27,964 --> 01:18:30,900
Karen, your mom does the best
she can.

1786
01:18:30,933 --> 01:18:31,834
She’s just so busy.

1787
01:18:31,868 --> 01:18:34,670
She’s so busy because she
wants to be.

1788
01:18:34,704 --> 01:18:36,472
I don’t mind that she works.

1789
01:18:36,506 --> 01:18:38,007
What gets me is she’s never
home.

1790
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:41,711
You know, I actually caught
tiffany calling edna "mommy"

1791
01:18:41,744 --> 01:18:42,478
Once.

1792
01:18:42,512 --> 01:18:45,882
Tell me that doesn’t say it all.

1793
01:18:45,915 --> 01:18:50,686
Was my mom really upset?

1794
01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:52,455
I’ll be right back.

1795
01:19:00,730 --> 01:19:03,766
Hello, papa?

1796
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:06,068
Hi, sweetheart.

1797
01:19:06,102 --> 01:19:09,071
Oh, i’m sorry, too, baby.

1798
01:19:09,105 --> 01:19:11,607
Well, you know, i’m not okay.

1799
01:19:11,641 --> 01:19:13,509
Papa is missing.

1800
01:19:13,543 --> 01:19:15,678
Well, of course I looked
upstairs.

1801
01:19:15,711 --> 01:19:18,581
His whole room is cleared out,
Terry, his clothes, his

1802
01:19:18,614 --> 01:19:21,617
Suitcase, his saxophone,
everything.

1803
01:19:21,651 --> 01:19:24,520
Well, honey, I think it means
that papa has run away from

1804
01:19:24,554 --> 01:19:25,721
Home.

1805
01:19:31,928 --> 01:19:33,896
Why don’t we just go out in
my car and look for your

1806
01:19:33,930 --> 01:19:34,997
Grandfather?

1807
01:19:35,031 --> 01:19:36,799
Because papa has band
buddies all over the country.

1808
01:19:36,833 --> 01:19:38,034
He could be anywhere by now.

1809
01:19:38,067 --> 01:19:39,302
That’s it.

1810
01:19:39,335 --> 01:19:41,604
Know when to blow and leave
them wanting more.

1811
01:19:41,637 --> 01:19:42,471
What does that mean?

1812
01:19:42,505 --> 01:19:45,942
It means I think I know where
papa is.

1813
01:19:45,975 --> 01:19:48,010
Well, what’s with the big
meeting?

1814
01:19:48,044 --> 01:19:49,979
Terry’s grandfather ran away
from home.

1815
01:19:50,012 --> 01:19:51,914
Come on, David, drive us over
to mama luna’s.

1816
01:19:51,948 --> 01:19:53,583
I’ll drive you.

1817
01:19:53,616 --> 01:19:54,617
You don’t have to.

1818
01:19:54,650 --> 01:19:55,852
I want to.

1819
01:19:55,885 --> 01:19:57,987
I’ll stay here with tiffy,
then.

1820
01:19:58,020 --> 01:19:59,088
Be here when you get back.

1821
01:19:59,121 --> 01:20:00,823
Okay.

1822
01:20:00,857 --> 01:20:02,625
Stavros?

1823
01:20:02,658 --> 01:20:06,829
Maybe we’ll just leave it white.

1824
01:20:06,863 --> 01:20:09,031
One, two, three, four.

1825
01:20:09,065 --> 01:20:13,903
Look, Terry.

1826
01:20:13,936 --> 01:20:15,037
See?

1827
01:20:15,071 --> 01:20:16,906
I told you.

1828
01:20:35,958 --> 01:20:42,131
Hey, you guys are not bad.

1829
01:20:42,164 --> 01:20:43,866
Not good.

1830
01:20:43,900 --> 01:20:45,968
But we’ll get better, okay?

1831
01:20:46,002 --> 01:20:50,139
Got to practice.

1832
01:20:50,172 --> 01:20:51,908
Hey, papa.

1833
01:20:51,941 --> 01:20:53,009
Hey, look who’s here.

1834
01:20:53,042 --> 01:20:54,343
How you doing?

1835
01:20:54,377 --> 01:20:55,611
You sounded great.

1836
01:20:55,645 --> 01:20:57,947
Hello, hello.

1837
01:20:57,980 --> 01:20:59,382
Hi!

1838
01:20:59,415 --> 01:21:02,752
Hello, mr. Tognetti.

1839
01:21:02,785 --> 01:21:04,086
Where’d you all come from?

1840
01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:05,821
We’ve been looking for you.

1841
01:21:05,855 --> 01:21:08,357
Princess, i’ll bet you're
the one who tracked me down, eh?

1842
01:21:08,391 --> 01:21:10,159
Well, I figured you thought
the time was right.

1843
01:21:10,192 --> 01:21:11,694
Know when to blow.

1844
01:21:11,727 --> 01:21:14,964
Hey, give this little lady a
big "a," eh?

1845
01:21:14,997 --> 01:21:16,098
Okay, papa, come on.

1846
01:21:16,132 --> 01:21:17,166
Let’s go, let's go.

1847
01:21:17,199 --> 01:21:17,934
Just a minute.

1848
01:21:17,967 --> 01:21:19,835
Could you excuse us for a
second?

1849
01:21:19,869 --> 01:21:20,836
Oh, sure.

1850
01:21:20,870 --> 01:21:22,705
You, too, Terry, all right?

1851
01:21:22,738 --> 01:21:24,807
I want to talk to you.

1852
01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:26,008
Grace?

1853
01:21:26,042 --> 01:21:27,009
What, papa?

1854
01:21:27,043 --> 01:21:29,712
I just cut a great deal with
the management.

1855
01:21:29,745 --> 01:21:33,182
I take care of the band and they
give me a big discount.

1856
01:21:33,215 --> 01:21:35,151
Oh, okay, now look, don’t kid
around.

1857
01:21:35,184 --> 01:21:37,853
I know you found the brochure
because Karen told me.

1858
01:21:37,887 --> 01:21:39,221
I wasn’t going to send you here.

1859
01:21:39,255 --> 01:21:42,725
You belong at home with me and
Terry.

1860
01:21:42,758 --> 01:21:45,194
Grace, Grace, sit down, sit
down.

1861
01:21:45,227 --> 01:21:46,829
All right.

1862
01:21:46,862 --> 01:21:48,731
Grace, it’s not your decision
anymore.

1863
01:21:48,764 --> 01:21:50,433
But, pop--
hey, hey, hey, I know you

1864
01:21:50,466 --> 01:21:51,534
Mean well.

1865
01:21:51,567 --> 01:21:54,704
I also know if you keep me
puttering around the store,

1866
01:21:54,737 --> 01:21:57,239
You’re going to use it as an
excuse to hole up in the deli.

1867
01:21:57,273 --> 01:21:58,708
Why do you want to stay here?

1868
01:21:58,741 --> 01:21:59,775
You hate golf.

1869
01:21:59,809 --> 01:22:01,177
I also hate sweeping up.

1870
01:22:01,210 --> 01:22:03,779
Hey, look, i’m a sax man, I'm

1871
01:22:03,813 --> 01:22:06,682
Not a janitor, and this is a
perfect setup.

1872
01:22:06,716 --> 01:22:07,883
I can play here.

1873
01:22:07,917 --> 01:22:09,719
And the band needs me.

1874
01:22:09,752 --> 01:22:10,987
I heard.

1875
01:22:11,020 --> 01:22:12,021
Ah...

1876
01:22:12,054 --> 01:22:16,258
Okay.

1877
01:22:16,292 --> 01:22:17,960
But i’ll miss you, pop.

1878
01:22:17,994 --> 01:22:18,961
And Terry will, too.

1879
01:22:18,995 --> 01:22:21,163
Hey, look, i’ll be over the
store every day.

1880
01:22:21,197 --> 01:22:22,031
Yeah?

1881
01:22:22,064 --> 01:22:23,265
Oh, sure.

1882
01:22:23,299 --> 01:22:25,768
Got to have some prosciutto and
some peppers ’cause the food

1883
01:22:25,801 --> 01:22:27,236
Here is worse than the band.

1884
01:22:27,269 --> 01:22:29,805
Okay, but you don’t like it,

1885
01:22:29,839 --> 01:22:31,040
You come right home, you hear?

1886
01:22:31,073 --> 01:22:32,875
Sure.

1887
01:22:32,908 --> 01:22:33,909
Oh, and, pop...

1888
01:22:33,943 --> 01:22:37,780
I took my pill.

1889
01:22:37,813 --> 01:22:39,915
Love you.

1890
01:22:43,753 --> 01:22:46,922
Okay, fellas, let’s take it
from the top.

1891
01:22:46,956 --> 01:22:52,928
Oh, boy, this is going to be
some job.

1892
01:22:52,962 --> 01:22:53,829
Jack?

1893
01:22:53,863 --> 01:22:54,697
Yeah, honey?

1894
01:22:54,730 --> 01:22:57,199
Well, my speech still isn’t
right.

1895
01:22:57,233 --> 01:22:59,135
Honey, if you win, just say,
"Thanks, everybody.

1896
01:22:59,168 --> 01:23:00,002
Enjoy the fish."

1897
01:23:00,036 --> 01:23:02,104
Mom, do these flaps go under
or over?

1898
01:23:02,138 --> 01:23:03,005
Oh, under.

1899
01:23:03,039 --> 01:23:03,906
Oh, Jack.

1900
01:23:03,939 --> 01:23:04,673
I’ll get it.

1901
01:23:04,707 --> 01:23:05,875
I’m talking about the camera.

1902
01:23:05,908 --> 01:23:06,776
I’ll get it.

1903
01:23:06,809 --> 01:23:08,844
I told Grace that we would
tape Terry.

1904
01:23:08,878 --> 01:23:09,879
Good luck tonight.

1905
01:23:09,912 --> 01:23:11,814
Oh, thank you, honey.

1906
01:23:11,847 --> 01:23:12,982
She’s almost ready.

1907
01:23:13,015 --> 01:23:14,216
Where are the flowers?

1908
01:23:14,250 --> 01:23:15,818
Oh, on the piano.

1909
01:23:15,851 --> 01:23:18,120
Oh, honey, wait-- over.

1910
01:23:18,154 --> 01:23:20,289
Oh, I wish I could be with you
guys tonight.

1911
01:23:20,322 --> 01:23:21,223
Mom, the flowers.

1912
01:23:21,257 --> 01:23:22,825
Oh, edna, my purse!

1913
01:23:22,858 --> 01:23:24,293
Oh, edna.

1914
01:23:24,326 --> 01:23:25,294
Ready?

1915
01:23:25,327 --> 01:23:26,862
Ready and waiting.

1916
01:23:26,896 --> 01:23:29,265
Hurry or she won’t be perfect
anymore.

1917
01:23:29,298 --> 01:23:30,232
All right, all right.

1918
01:23:30,266 --> 01:23:31,133
Ready.

1919
01:23:31,167 --> 01:23:32,868
Okay, Terry!

1920
01:23:36,806 --> 01:23:37,973
Wow!

1921
01:23:41,944 --> 01:23:43,312
Talk about the roaring ’20s.

1922
01:23:43,345 --> 01:23:45,915
Jack.

1923
01:23:45,948 --> 01:23:48,250
Terry’s not 20.

1924
01:23:48,284 --> 01:23:50,019
She looks like an angel, huh?

1925
01:23:57,893 --> 01:23:59,128
Oh, yes.

1926
01:23:59,161 --> 01:24:01,130
Just like an angel.

1927
01:24:06,135 --> 01:24:07,269
Oh, now don’t touch it.

1928
01:24:07,303 --> 01:24:08,370
You’ll ruin it.

1929
01:24:08,404 --> 01:24:11,874
Karen, how come i’m the one
who’s all nervous?

1930
01:24:11,907 --> 01:24:13,375
What do you think, papa?

1931
01:24:13,409 --> 01:24:16,378
I think she looks like a real
hot dish.

1932
01:24:16,412 --> 01:24:18,814
Grazie, papa.

1933
01:24:18,848 --> 01:24:19,682
Thanks.

1934
01:24:19,715 --> 01:24:21,383
Thanks for coming over to see us
tonight.

1935
01:24:21,417 --> 01:24:23,352
I was at your first prom.

1936
01:24:23,385 --> 01:24:25,154
This one i’m going to enjoy.

1937
01:24:27,590 --> 01:24:28,424
Oh, that’s Chad.

1938
01:24:28,457 --> 01:24:30,259
His brother’s driving us to the
prom.

1939
01:24:30,292 --> 01:24:32,061
Hold it, you stay put.

1940
01:24:32,094 --> 01:24:33,295
Now watch this, Karen.

1941
01:24:33,329 --> 01:24:37,566
You’ll see what happens when you
mess around with a tognetti.

1942
01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:39,401
Hey,
gavone!

1943
01:24:39,435 --> 01:24:43,139
Chad, you’re a prom date, not a
cab driver!

1944
01:24:43,172 --> 01:24:44,406
I brought her up right, huh?

1945
01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:48,177
Now you come up here and get
her like a real man, or she’s

1946
01:24:48,210 --> 01:24:49,278
Not going!

1947
01:24:49,311 --> 01:24:51,380
I’m thinking you better go.

1948
01:24:56,285 --> 01:24:59,355
I am your mother until
tomorrow, and no daughter of

1949
01:24:59,388 --> 01:25:02,925
Mine goes running when some boy
honks his horn.

1950
01:25:02,958 --> 01:25:04,960
I
capiche.

1951
01:25:04,994 --> 01:25:06,028
Capiche.

1952
01:25:06,061 --> 01:25:08,430
Capiche,
hey, bravo, bravo,
cyena.

1953
01:25:08,464 --> 01:25:10,399
Oh, mamma mia.

1954
01:25:10,432 --> 01:25:14,069
So the

1955
01:25:14,103 --> 01:25:18,140
Lawyer turned to the cannibal
and said, "my broker or yours?"

1956
01:25:18,174 --> 01:25:22,878
You know, the larchmont ladies

1957
01:25:22,912 --> 01:25:24,947
League had the best year ever.

1958
01:25:24,980 --> 01:25:30,019
Our silent auction raised over
$20,000 in gym equipment for the

1959
01:25:30,052 --> 01:25:30,886
Homeless.

1960
01:25:30,920 --> 01:25:34,657
Thanks to the efforts of our

1961
01:25:34,690 --> 01:25:38,427
Intrepid treasurer, sandy
sissel, who, by the way, is

1962
01:25:38,460 --> 01:25:43,232
Engaged again to a wonderful
architect she met at the soft

1963
01:25:43,265 --> 01:25:45,167
Shell crab festival.

1964
01:25:45,201 --> 01:25:46,936
Yay, sandy.

1965
01:25:46,969 --> 01:25:47,903
Don’t give up your credit cards.

1966
01:25:47,937 --> 01:25:50,472
Now for those of you who didn’t

1967
01:25:50,506 --> 01:25:53,442
Go to the festival, sandy not
only waitressed...

1968
01:25:53,475 --> 01:25:56,278
Thank you, sweetheart.

1969
01:25:56,312 --> 01:25:57,980
What time do you have?

1970
01:25:58,013 --> 01:26:02,117
9:30, and they haven’t even
served the salad yet.

1971
01:26:02,151 --> 01:26:03,319
Let’s go.

1972
01:26:03,352 --> 01:26:06,956
But they’re going to announce
the president any minute.

1973
01:26:06,989 --> 01:26:07,957
I don’t care.

1974
01:26:07,990 --> 01:26:11,393
I want to see Karen at her prom.

1975
01:26:11,427 --> 01:26:13,028
Johnny, you’re fantastic.

1976
01:26:13,062 --> 01:26:15,097
You’re an angel.

1977
01:26:15,130 --> 01:26:16,398
Yes, you are.

1978
01:26:16,432 --> 01:26:17,666
Jack?

1979
01:26:17,700 --> 01:26:19,468
Jack, where are you going with
our fearless leader?

1980
01:26:19,501 --> 01:26:22,338
Ladies and gentlemen, the next
president of the larchmont

1981
01:26:22,371 --> 01:26:25,341
Ladies league, millie ridgeway.

1982
01:26:25,374 --> 01:26:27,376
Congratulations, millie.

1983
01:26:27,409 --> 01:26:29,111
Go ahead.

1984
01:26:29,144 --> 01:26:31,480
Oh, Terry, I wish your daddy

1985
01:27:11,487 --> 01:27:12,488
Could see you.

1986
01:27:12,521 --> 01:27:16,191
Me, too, mama.

1987
01:27:16,225 --> 01:27:18,060
May I have a dance?

1988
01:27:18,093 --> 01:27:19,228
Of course.

1989
01:27:27,036 --> 01:27:28,203
Here you go, mrs. Venessi.

1990
01:27:28,237 --> 01:27:29,405
Would you like to, uh...

1991
01:27:29,438 --> 01:27:31,140
Yes.

1992
01:27:31,173 --> 01:27:33,108
You don’t know what I was
going to ask you.

1993
01:27:33,142 --> 01:27:35,177
My new policy is to say yes.

1994
01:27:35,210 --> 01:27:38,480
From now on, i’m saying yes to
everything.

1995
01:27:38,514 --> 01:27:41,116
I could take advantage of
that.

1996
01:27:41,150 --> 01:27:43,018
Yes, you could.

1997
01:27:46,789 --> 01:27:48,490
Look what I found in the
garbage.

1998
01:27:48,524 --> 01:27:49,458
What do you got there, louis?

1999
01:27:49,491 --> 01:27:52,361
Looks like prom ballots for
king and queen.

2000
01:27:52,394 --> 01:27:54,797
Looks like nicole’s stuffing
the ballot box.

2001
01:27:54,830 --> 01:27:55,397
What?

2002
01:27:55,431 --> 01:27:58,100
What are you going to do?

2003
01:27:58,133 --> 01:28:03,405
Here, just hold on to these.

2004
01:28:03,439 --> 01:28:05,107
Okay, everybody!

2005
01:28:05,140 --> 01:28:07,309
Now it’s time for the awards!

2006
01:28:07,343 --> 01:28:12,247
And all of the time when I
was growing up on walnut lane, I

2007
01:28:12,281 --> 01:28:14,583
Dreamed of a night like this.

2008
01:28:14,616 --> 01:28:16,318
A night when I would...

2009
01:28:21,290 --> 01:28:24,426
A night when I would look at my
watch and say, "sorry, everyone,

2010
01:28:24,460 --> 01:28:25,527
I can’t stay."

2011
01:28:25,561 --> 01:28:28,163
I’ve got a prom to crash.

2012
01:28:28,197 --> 01:28:32,434
So thanks, everybody, and enjoy
the fish.

2013
01:28:32,468 --> 01:28:35,170
All right, now here’s an

2014
01:28:35,204 --> 01:28:37,373
Award I know you’re all going to
like.

2015
01:28:37,406 --> 01:28:41,276
This year’s science award goes
to the brainiest girl in school,

2016
01:28:41,310 --> 01:28:42,511
Terry venessi!

2017
01:28:42,544 --> 01:28:51,286
Terry! Hey!

2018
01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:55,124
Oh, thank you.

2019
01:28:55,157 --> 01:29:03,132
What did they do to her
ribbon?

2020
01:29:03,165 --> 01:29:04,266
Grace, what’s going on?

2021
01:29:04,299 --> 01:29:06,635
They’re making fun of Terry.

2022
01:29:06,668 --> 01:29:08,170
Wait, wait, wait.

2023
01:29:08,203 --> 01:29:10,272
Let her handle it.

2024
01:29:10,305 --> 01:29:13,142
Deli girl.

2025
01:29:20,282 --> 01:29:23,185
Thanks, Nicole.

2026
01:29:23,218 --> 01:29:25,854
I’ll cherish this forever
because I know it comes right

2027
01:29:25,888 --> 01:29:28,490
From your heart, wherever it is.

2028
01:29:28,524 --> 01:29:31,126
Now let’s get to the award

2029
01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:36,498
Everyone’s been waiting for,
prom king and prom queen.

2030
01:29:36,532 --> 01:29:41,503
Yes, for our most important
award, prom king goes to...

2031
01:29:41,537 --> 01:29:43,405
Chad Elkins.

2032
01:29:43,439 --> 01:29:49,411
And prom queen goes to...

2033
01:29:49,445 --> 01:29:50,879
Me.

2034
01:29:50,913 --> 01:29:58,487
Wait a minute!

2035
01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:00,355
Does this seem right to you?

2036
01:30:00,389 --> 01:30:01,390
No!

2037
01:30:01,423 --> 01:30:04,693
How many people voted for
Nicole?

2038
01:30:04,726 --> 01:30:07,729
How many people voted for Karen
ridgeway?

2039
01:30:07,763 --> 01:30:14,403
Wait a second, wait a second.

2040
01:30:14,436 --> 01:30:20,409
I know some of you voted for me,
didn’t you?

2041
01:30:20,442 --> 01:30:22,444
Blair?

2042
01:30:22,478 --> 01:30:29,551
Maybe you’d like to do a
recount, Nicole.

2043
01:30:29,585 --> 01:30:31,320
Miss Anderson?

2044
01:30:31,353 --> 01:30:35,324
Miss Anderson, may I see you
for a moment?

2045
01:30:35,357 --> 01:30:36,258
Now.

2046
01:30:46,301 --> 01:30:49,304
Excuse me, Chad.

2047
01:31:01,316 --> 01:31:03,952
Hey, Karen, didn’t you say that
crown didn’t matter to you?

2048
01:31:03,986 --> 01:31:05,721
You know what, you’re right.

2049
01:31:05,754 --> 01:31:07,022
Here, you can have it.

2050
01:31:07,055 --> 01:31:10,425
But if anybody’s going to be
deli girl, it’s going to be me.

2051
01:31:10,459 --> 01:31:11,560
Got to be you.

2052
01:31:11,593 --> 01:31:12,561
Definitely.

2053
01:31:12,594 --> 01:31:15,497
Down, girl.

2054
01:31:15,531 --> 01:31:16,431
Over here, girls!

2055
01:31:16,465 --> 01:31:17,599
Give me a smile!

2056
01:31:17,633 --> 01:31:19,568
Perfect!